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Custer
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
 written Friday, August 6 2004 03:15 Profile Homepage #0
You have deliberately attacked a board upon which mindless spam has coexisted happily with historical spam for as long as the grass has grown and the water has run.

You have given it a purpose.

Shame on you.

II
Black Marks.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Friday, August 6 2004 03:26 Profile Homepage #1
Careful Alec, you'll scare the small children(!) :D

Ah, this interest (Oooo! TWO topics?!?!) in actually posting something related to the actual purpose of this forum will soon die out.

And the spam will return again.
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Wise Man
Master
Member # 1046
 written Friday, August 6 2004 04:29 Profile Homepage #2
i ate the cabbages.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Nicothodes
Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
 written Friday, August 6 2004 04:44 Profile #3
Spam? That's what the General section is for.

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Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil.

Join the Dark side. We have cookies.

Played in:
Fiddler on the Roof
Bye Bye Birdie

"Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils
Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
Tristrana
BANNED
Member # 4623
 written Friday, August 6 2004 05:21 Profile Homepage #4
quote:
Moderators have certain abilities which are not granted to regular members. Abuses of this power are categorized along with the list on major and minor infractions. There are certain exceptions, but a major part of being a moderator is using discretion and restraint. Exclaiming that a member has provoked you is not sufficient excuse for inappropriate behaviour.


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The Great Mister

kommari@gmail.com[/url]
Posts: 417 | Registered: Sunday, June 27 2004 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Saturday, August 7 2004 05:35 Profile Homepage #5
Actually Nico, General is for General stuff. Sure a little spam occurs here and there, but the true refined spam which has nothing to do with the forum it's in or even the topic generally ends up here.

Set your view to "show all topics" and browse away. If you ever wanted spam, this is the place to find it.
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Nicothodes
Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
 written Saturday, August 7 2004 06:27 Profile #6
I was making fun of the weird stuff like What are you listening to? and What are you wearing?

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Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil.

Join the Dark side. We have cookies.

Played in:
Fiddler on the Roof
Bye Bye Birdie

"Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils
Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
Talent in a Previous Life
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
 written Saturday, August 7 2004 10:01 Profile #7
IMAGE(http://www.harlick.com/img/morris.jpg)

IMAGE(http://www-personal.umich.edu/~hutsler/capybara.jpg)

IMAGE(http://www.yesnet.yk.ca/schools/jackhulland/events/xmas_concert/images/ukelele.jpg)

IMAGE(http://www.kb1tools.co.jp/2002.9kurinuki/nascar%20kebin.jpg)

IMAGE(http://members.shaw.ca/tom.t/ab/ab-bear.gif)

IMAGE(http://www.historybookshop.com/timelines/images/lloyd-george.jpg)

Discuss. Or post yaoi. Either's good.

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The Empire Always Loses: Never Proved to Be a Contributory Factor to Stomach Cancer
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Sunday, August 8 2004 14:09 Profile Homepage #8
(Not includng the first because that didn't load)

One day a strange brown substance decided to interupt Santa Claus's banjo practice.

Performing a triple backflip, Santa shrunk and leapt into his car.

Gunning the enginge with copious amounts of wheelspin, Santa was tuning his radio when he ran down a minature gryphon which had skipped several millenia of evolution in a chemical accident and had grown hands and legs. He was called Boris.

Leaping out to help Boris, Santa noticed that the accident had caused a huge dent in his front bumper. And while struggling to think of a reasonable excuse for his insurance company, Santa was cruely and brutally trodden on by a man with a big moustache. Named Dave.

Okay, that was not that random.
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Talent in a Previous Life
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
 written Monday, August 9 2004 02:05 Profile #9
HUAGHUAGHBUAGH

IMAGE(http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/thumb/c/c5/180px-Tito-in-elizabeth.jpg)

INTERFERING WITH A TROUT

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The Empire Always Loses: Never Proved to Be a Contributory Factor to Stomach Cancer
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Monday, August 9 2004 02:46 Profile Homepage #10
Sounds more like chokin' on your own. :D :D
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Tristrana
BANNED
Member # 4623
 written Monday, August 9 2004 08:58 Profile Homepage #11
Next, FBM, try being fun.

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The Great Mister

kommari@gmail.com[/url]
Posts: 417 | Registered: Sunday, June 27 2004 07:00
Talent in a Previous Life
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
 written Monday, August 9 2004 10:35 Profile #12
Personally, I would happily settle for FBM not lowering the tone of this board.

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The Empire Always Loses: Never Proved to Be a Contributory Factor to Stomach Cancer
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Monday, August 9 2004 13:34 Profile Homepage #13
Me?? Not be fun??????????? :rolleyes:

Ah I see...
The expected tone of the words as I write them seem to imply gruff seriousness. :)
Try it with cynical sarcasm with a permanent grin on the face. That's about the mark.

As for lowering the tone of the board, fine, I'll sing it in baritone next time. ;)
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Sir David
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
 written Monday, August 9 2004 18:36 Profile #14
There's got to be something in the CoC against people like this.

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Monday, August 9 2004 22:18 Profile Homepage #15
Fine I'll calm down.

Though strangely enough, having read the CoC, I don't think that I have broken any of the rules. Hmmm... and somehow I think it would be selfdefeating of it if it discriminated against a type of person as you suggest.

Whatever, withot any more materiel, I'm quite happy. It is however seriously aggrieving that people tell me to lighten up when I'm perfectly merry, then tell me to calm it down when I make the effort to show amusement. Irony is a common metal, but make up yer minds.

[ Monday, August 09, 2004 22:20: Message edited by: FatBatMonkey ]
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Tristrana
BANNED
Member # 4623
 written Monday, August 9 2004 22:20 Profile Homepage #16
[nevermind, he realized his retardedness already]

[ Monday, August 09, 2004 22:22: Message edited by: Sir Great of the Misterhood ]

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The Great Mister

kommari@gmail.com[/url]
Posts: 417 | Registered: Sunday, June 27 2004 07:00
Rupert
Agent
Member # 618
 written Monday, August 9 2004 22:38 Profile Homepage #17
Y'know, I am sooo tempted to edit my last post into some sort of crazy insane rant just because of TGM being such an arse, but I've got to go out now.

Instead I'm going to settle for a random insult, hmmm... I know; shurrup fart-face MacDougal!

Whatever. However stupid I may be, I'm secure in the knowledge that some people (or person) is still more stupid than me.
Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00
Tristrana
BANNED
Member # 4623
 written Monday, August 9 2004 23:09 Profile Homepage #18
IMAGE(http://www.saunalahti.fi/sakarit/kerro-lisaa/Do%20this.gif)

:P

[ Monday, August 09, 2004 23:11: Message edited by: Sir Great of the Misterhood ]

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The Great Mister

kommari@gmail.com[/url]
Posts: 417 | Registered: Sunday, June 27 2004 07:00
bogus standard candidate
Infiltrator
Member # 4592
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 01:07 Profile #19
BiT: The man in uniform in the photo looks strangely like my Uncle/Father/ex-lover. That is a rather unttling thought.

Pray tell, who be this curiously attractive mysterious stranger? Please.

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"I suffer from spiritual malaise," said Cugel meaningfully. "which manifest itself in outburst of vicious rage. I implore you to depart, lest, in an uncontrollable spasm, I cut you in three pieces with my sword, or worse, I invoke magic."
Random Jack Vance Quote Manual Generator Apparatus (Cugel's Saga)
Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00
Thuryl
...b10010b...
Member # 869
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 01:36 Profile Homepage #20
quote:
Originally written by Esther Nocleidus Maztoyd Heon:

BiT: The man in uniform in the photo looks strangely like my Uncle/Father/ex-lover. That is a rather unttling thought.
Uh, are those all the same person or different people? It's hard to decide which would be more disturbing.

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Desert Pl@h
Lifecrafter
Member # 1768
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 06:47 Profile #21
Thuryl beat me to it…bit still…

NICO: Those of you (mainly the half-n00bs) who chose to spam on General knowingly have my undying hatred forever and ever, Amen.

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Nicothodes
Lifecrafter
Member # 4682
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 07:00 Profile #22
To my knowledge, I've only been accused of spam once on General, when I was trying to write humor.

EDIT: If FBM stops talking, we won't have anything to talk/complain about.

[ Tuesday, August 10, 2004 07:01: Message edited by: Nicothodes ]

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Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil.

Join the Dark side. We have cookies.

Played in:
Fiddler on the Roof
Bye Bye Birdie

"Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils
Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
Talent in a Previous Life
This Side Towards Enemy
Member # 3098
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 09:54 Profile #23
Has FBM still not realised TGM meant funny? Guess not. I haven't got the heart to pretend that was a big surprise.

The man in the uniform is actually Tito.

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The Empire Always Loses: Never Proved to Be a Contributory Factor to Stomach Cancer
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Custer
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
 written Tuesday, August 10 2004 17:52 Profile Homepage #24
I'm bewildered by the fact that Stalinists get all the cool nicknames. Hell, most American presidents don't even get them, much less cool ones.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00

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