Upgrade in the implants

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Shaper
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In two days it is my 1 year anniversary on SW. Therefore, I demand an upgrade in my implants.

Right....now. No, now. Now!

[ Thursday, January 26, 2006 17:58: Message edited by: Spring ]

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...b10010b...
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You don't upgrade the implants. The implants upgrade you.

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Master
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Perhaps you should demand more implants.

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Electric Sheep One
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Or add some outplants. With implants, you never know when you do get more.

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Shaper
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Who do I talk to, then, to have the implants upgrade me and to have outplants?

( :rolleyes: )

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Warrior
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I hope I don't sound stupid but what are implants :confused:

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Shaper
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If you don't know, you don't need to know.

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Shaper
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lol, where are the implants? :D

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Shaper
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*ahem*

Today is d-day, and my implants are still the basic package. I demand retribution!

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Master
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Isn't there a way to contact the head of the "implant manufacturers co."? or am I not supposed to know this?

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Electric Sheep One
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Perhaps you have the stealth implant upgrade -- the one that is undetectable to the implanted person? It's very popular these days. Popular among the mysterious hierarchs who actually distribute the implants, that is. Among us lowly imponderable archons and the like, popularity is irrelevant, since we know nothing either way.

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Master
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Outplants include broadband internet access for faster access of RW's forum.

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Law Bringer
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You may have more implants, but they are, of course, programmed to prevent you from remembering that you ever had fewer. Or less. It's hard to tell with implants.

—Alorael, who highly recommends giving your implants implants just to be safe, certain, and secure.
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Master
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I would like to see the manager of who-ever manufacters these implants. My implants have technical problems, like instantly give my mother an electric shock. I demand new implants!

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Shaper
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Ah, you must have the Electolitis 3000 implants. Very good for the people who are just starting out. There is no technical problem with your, er..."implants".

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Agent
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Okay, I know we're all thinking it. I'll just spit it out: I implanted your mother.

Aha ha. I'm witty.

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Master
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Ah, so you must be good 'ol Marty, the hairdresser.

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Skip to My Lou
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quote:
Originally written by There is no secret mesasge here.:

You may have more implants, but they are, of course, programmed to prevent you from remembering that you ever had fewer. Or less. It's hard to tell with implants.

—Alorael, who highly recommends giving your implants implants just to be safe, certain, and secure.

It's not that he doesn't remember having less, it's that as of now he always had that amount/quantity/number of implants.

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Law Bringer
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And the money he spent was always in the accounts of the implanter? Does that include interest accrued in the normal course of time?

—Alorael, who may have to discuss smart implant investments with certain natives of Manhattan.
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Skip to My Lou
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Your implanters get paid in money?

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Law Bringer
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Among other things, Alex. Among other things.

—Alorael, who also gave up three different unnameable items and a ¢&?@!>.
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Electric Sheep One
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You should really have talked them down to an &%>. I got mine for a mere unnameable trowel, and a player to be named later. But they were floor models.

[ Thursday, February 02, 2006 06:41: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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