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Shaper
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ATTN ALL RW CULTISTS:

I am building a statue of a beloved leader, but there is one small problem: I don't know what he looks like! Can anyone help? Or should we just put a photo of Icshi on there? I would like to know what our leader looks like, even though it is rumoured he keeps his face hidden so that puny mortals like ourselves won't prostrate oureselves before him any time we see him.

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Mongolian Barbeque
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That would be a waste of time. With every day that passes, Richard White's appearance changes. And what makes this really confusing is that it's all retroactive. In other words, what he looked like on October 15th today will not be what he looked like on October 15th tomorrow.

So unless this statue has morphing capabilities...

Or maybe you can make it one big formless lump that remains open to interpretation. Yes, I think vague is the look we should aim for.

Or perhaps an invisible statue. Or none at all — just create the base of the statue, with a nice vague label like "Richard White — Today, Tomorrow, Yesterday, and Today. Still the same, yet never changing. The unpredictability that can be depended on."

[ Sunday, October 16, 2005 21:40: Message edited by: Icshi ]
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Shaper
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Perhaps we could write a letter to RW asking him to make a morphing statue? Lord knows he can create that stuff -- just look at his games!

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Master
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Why don't give it a huge chicken head and call him Richard Chicken!

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Shaper
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Better yet set up a big impressive room with a sign outside reading "Richard White a Tribute". In the room there should be a small table in the corner with a white cloth on it, nothing more.

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Law Bringer
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Make the statue a bronze casting of the lower half of a motorcycle with a bonsai forest (carved from limestone) on top. If anyone questions, they shall fall to the needle/ferrets.

It is art, comrades! It is the truth greater than reality!

—Alorael, who would pay extra to have the cult slogans inscribed at random upon the statue. All of them. In every language that can conceivably fit on the available spaces.
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Agent
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This popped up in General a few months back and is slightly relevant.

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Well, I'm at least pretty

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Mongolian Barbeque
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That's incredibly blasphemous! Everybody knows the Invisible Pink Unicorn was defeated on Day 3 of the White Compilation of the Universe.
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Master
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And it was a headshot! With a knife!

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Maybe something like this?

Or is RW really that much of a conquerer?

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Law Bringer
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I think this is more fitting.

—Alorael, who can see literally endless meaning in this work, which appears two-dimensional only because most of its dimensions are not in three-space. Or seven-space, for that matter.
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Evidently, something abstract and highly open to inerpretation is the way to go. Alternatively, just make a coke can or something arbitrary, working on the stopped clock principle.

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Shaper
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Jokes aside, I am truly curious to know what RW looks like. Just...so I can pin up a photo of him on the wall and worship him daily.

[The last bit was a joke, but I would like to know what he looks like.]

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Well, the first thing to determine is whether you want the real Richard White likeness, or the fake Richward White likeness which is to delude the unworthy masses. I'd go for the fake, if I were you, since no matter what you ask for, there's no way to be sure you're not getting the (or worse, a) fake. What kind of a secret order would we be, otherwise?

In fact, you could just draw anything you wanted, and decide that as a member of the order in good standing, you had contributed the valued service of promulgating a new fake likeness to delude the unworthy masses. And this way you'd be a bit more sure you were really getting a fake. Not quite sure, of course, since the implants can kick in at any time, and it might be especially effective delusion of the unworthy masses, to have the real likeness of Richard White appear as a self-proclaimed fake.

[ Tuesday, October 18, 2005 03:24: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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Mongolian Barbeque
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Well said.
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Shaper
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We could just ask for Alex's opinion on the matter, and make his image or RW our slogan.

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Skip to My Lou
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IMAGE(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a181/Alexsticks/rwpic.gif)

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It burns my eyes.

*this message sponsored by the second*

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Originally written by Kelandon:

Well, I'm at least pretty sure that Salmon is losing.


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Shaper
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*hails*

Great drawing.

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Master
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Hmmm. Interesting drawing. The lowest planet with the dots reminds of a dinosaur egg. probably because of its shape, and, of course, the dots.

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Also because there's a really, really big dinosaur inside it.

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Shaper
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I wonder what Solar System RW is from, if there are dinosaur eggs that big, and planets that are exactly the same...

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They're not the same. One of the ringed planets is larger than the other, but it's further away, so it looks like it's the same size.

[ Thursday, October 20, 2005 02:44: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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Shaper
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I guess it is hard to show dimensions when you are working in paint...

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I wonder what these planets actually look like. Do they have trees, plants? or are they just big blocks of stone, with dinosaurs all over them. If they do all have dinosaurs on them, I would like to recieve a neatly packed pckage with a small envelope on it, saying: "You're officialy been approved for the senile idiot convention. All hail Thralni, please."

[ Friday, October 21, 2005 00:34: Message edited by: Thralni, emperor of Riverrod ]

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