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Electric Sheep One
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1. Is this forum really about Richard White games?
Yes, but mostly implicitly.

2. What's all this about a secret society or cult?
In recent months several posters have professed to be members of a secret order associated in some way with Richard White. The order has a complex hierarchy, with lower ranking members knowing little of its true purposes. It has been alleged that the order controls its members with brain implants (and/or eyebrow-like outplants), has secretly taken over the US Navy, deploys hit teams of trained needle/ferrets, and generally dabbles in things better left unindabbled.

3. What is this forum about, then?
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

4. Do you have to be stark raving mad to post here?
It seems to work for Icshi, but he's in publishing.

5. So should I just post some banal garbage and hope it fits in?
Not if there's any truth to that bit about needle/ferrets.

[ Tuesday, January 17, 2006 13:27: Message edited by: Student of Trinity ]

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Mongolian Barbeque
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6. Is Richard White really dead?
Sometimes.

7. Is there any way to contact Richard White?
No, but if you insert a secret message into a bank transfer from Jeff to an anonymous Swiss account, Mrs. White might take the time to read it.

8. How can you people jest about such things?
Richard White appears not to have put serious effort into his game designs, so we appear not to have put serious effort into restraining ourselves to the realm of good taste.

10. How do you pay for Richard White games?
Right now there's no way to register them on the Spiderweb website's order form. Most recently, however, Zorro made a prank call to Jeff's house and did a little business on the side. And since he's wiped my derriere across the galaxy in a recent mutliplayer Galactic Core match, registration is still obviously possible if you put some effort and imagination into it.

11. Uh, what happened to question #9?
Trust me. You're better off not knowing.

12. Is Icshi really stupid enough to enjoy Galactic Core? What about Zorro? Was he led astray or just plain brainwashed?
Kindly ask only one question at a time, please. A barrage of questions is considered impolite.
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Master
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13. What on earth is this forum?
It varies with quantum fluctuations between Misc. and RWG.

14. Why aren't some of these topics locked?
They were. :(

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Shaper
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15. Why does ben keep insisting that RWG = Miscellaneous?
Because he is an idiot. Get used to it.

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Law Bringer
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17. I didn't catch that last one.

17b. Right, it has to be a question. What was that last one?
We wish we knew.

18. Is there some tie among the communications exchanged on these forums, Richard White, and the horrible beings enumerated in the Necronomicon?
At least two of the three are linked. We leave it to you to figure out which.

19. Is this forum a thinly-veiled front for evil in its purest form, or is it just a bit unhinged?
Thinly-veiled? Just a bit? We hate to answer a question with a question (though answering it with two is all right), but there's really no call to become insulting!

20. Is it one person or many answering these questions, which use the first person plural?
Yes.

21. I'm frightened.

21b Er... I'm frightened?
We don't know. Speak to a trained professional to determine whether or not you are frightened.

22. No, I mean... Look, should I be frightened?
Quite probably.

—Alorael, who is not responsible for the above post in any way. He blames it on the as-yet unnamed "we" that claims to be communicating with the also unnamed questioner.
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Shock Trooper
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23. What's with the mangos?
Drakey tends to post mangos while locking threads.

24. Who is Richard White?
The creator of at least Galactic Core. You are unworthy of greater knowledge.

25. R U INMBAN?
no carrier.

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Infiltrator
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26. Can you send me toxic chemicles or dangeros objects
No sorry cult only even I have no access

27. If you have no access why did you answer the question
I have my contacts and my reasons..... BYE THE WAY ORDER NOW AND GET A FREE HELMET KILLING MACHINE CURTESY OF DISPLAYED NAME
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Shaper
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28: Why does everyone hate RWG?
Not everyone does. Everyone except Ischi and Zorro.

29: What does RWG stand for?
Shut up.


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quote:
Originally written by Spring:

29: What does RWG stand for?
Shut up.

:D

30: Can we lynch ischi zorro or RW ?
No.
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Mongolian Barbeque
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[Lynch? No. Call up the Nameless Ones to devour our souls? Yes. We're halfway there already. And I'm even on a first-name basis with most of them.]

[ Saturday, August 13, 2005 10:56: Message edited by: Icshi ]
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Master
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31. Was that last post part of the FAQ?
No, it was Icshi.

32. No, really, what does RWG stand for?
No one know until they have clicked the link.

33. Then why did Spring just tell me to shut up?
Ask Richard White.

34. But I thought RW was dead.
He is.

35. Then how am I supposed to contact him? Did you lie? Is he actually alive?
He is.

36. Then he's dead and alive at the same time?
He is.

37. Why did the last three questions have the same answer?
He is.

38. Have you become incapable of answering questions anymore?
He is.

39. Does this FAQ ever end?
He is.

40. Just answer the question, okay?
Never.

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41. What are those? What is their purpose?
That is 'need to know' information. If your implants haven't told you, you don't need to know.

[ Saturday, August 13, 2005 18:21: Message edited by: Archmage Alex ]

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[Ah! The hampsters have at last made their appearance! The plan is progressing perfectly...]
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42. Was that post part of the FAQ?
No, it was once again Icshi.

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[Icshi uses square brackets to indicate when he's merely rambling, and what is included therein is ipso facto not a part of the RWG FAQ. Just for future reference. Just so you won't keep wasting valuable numbers answering the same inane questions. There may be an infinite number of numbers, but there's limited space on the server. We shouldn't get up to FAQ question #6,432,766,349,448,872,395,334,773 before its ordained time, so we should conserve these lower numbers while we still can.]

[ Sunday, August 14, 2005 12:28: Message edited by: Icshi ]
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43. How low is considered low?
Anything less that about 10^6598. :P

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[Ben has killed the funny. Long live the funny!]
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Master
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[Huh?]

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Master
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44. Is Nooben forever a noob?
Yes.

45. How big?
Bigger than Avogadro's number.

46. Why did you reverse the formatting?
Because I felt like it.

[ Tuesday, August 16, 2005 13:26: Message edited by: Wise Man ]

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47. There is no rhyme or reason.
[i]Is there any method to this madness?

47.773. Your God cannot protect you.[/i]
From the Machine?

—Alorael, who brings this post to you without any courtesy whatsoever. Enclose this signature in brackets if you wish.
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Master
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48. Is he really Nooben?
Once upon a time.

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[I take the chronological attitude to noobism. In other words, if you've been around for less than two months you're still a noob despite any massive spamish post-count you may have accumulated in that short time. Mind you, I don't mind noobs. In fact, I'm rather fond of them. But noobs are a lot like butterflies: best when recognized for what they are... Then smothered in chloroform and pinned to a wall.]
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[That last sentence sounded to me like Alorael. Very much so.]

50. Are we really this far?
This is nothing.

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quote:
Originally written by ben4808 [1950 - 2100:
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[That last sentence sounded to me like Alorael. Very much so.]
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