Bad chat-up lines
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Shock Trooper
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 08:10
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I just want to see how many the boards can come up with. Me and my friend did this during a chemistry lesson on a piece of paper, so I do have a couple, at least. They have to be bad, by the way. No good chat-up lines. Here goes... –I lost my phone number, can I have yours? –Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? –I really fancy you, so how about it? (For anyone not Scottish, there's an advert there which has this guy who practices the perfect way of introducing himself to Sarah, goes to a nightclub and gets drunk, then goes over and says "Sarah, I really fancy ye, so how about it, eh?" It was funny at the time, anyway.) -------------------- ~ørangutan I want high-bit characters in my displayed name!!! :( :( :( (Or at least an exclamtion point!) Eat pie! BADGER! Posts: 316 | Registered: Saturday, May 25 2002 07:00 |
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Shaper
Member # 496
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 10:17
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--I grew a moustache like that too once. ;) Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Sunday, May 4 2003 16:19
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--What's cookin, good-looking? OK, so it's not really what you're looking for... but it annoys the heck out of me whenever I hear it, so... whatever. -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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Triad Mage
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written Monday, May 5 2003 01:12
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--Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? -------------------- "At times discretion should be thrown aside, and with the foolish we should play the fool." - Menander ==== Drakefyre's Demesne - Vahnatai Did Do It desperance.net - We're Everywhere The Arena - God Will Sort The Dead ==== You can take my Mac when you pry my cold, dead fingers off the mouse! Posts: 9436 | Registered: Wednesday, September 19 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
Member # 366
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written Monday, May 5 2003 02:32
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Get your coat love, you've pulled. Here's 10p, call your Mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. Do you sleep on your front? No... Well can I? I have many, many more of these....I think I hang around in the wrong kind of pubs. -------------------- I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Monday, May 5 2003 02:35
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Ten tonne polar bear. ??? Well, at least it breaks the ice. The ultimate in sleeze, which deserves a good slap: Nice dress, it'd look nice on my bedroom floor. (well, maybe not ultimate sleeze, but pretty bad) EDIT: Im badd at speling stuf [ Monday, May 05, 2003 02:37: Message edited by: Jigga ] -------------------- Riot Shields Voodoo Economics It's just business Cattle prods And the IMF I trust I can rely on your vote Posts: 530 | Registered: Sunday, September 1 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
Member # 4
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written Monday, May 5 2003 03:16
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Taken shamelessly from 8-bit Theater: Baby, lets rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together. You must be tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day! Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you’ve got nice cans! My two favorite things are commitment and changing myself. -------------------- We're all amazed but not amused By all the things that you said you'd do. You're much concerned but not involved by Decisions that are made by you But we are sick and tired of hearing your song, Telling us how you are going to change right from wrong, 'Cause if you really want to hear our views, You haven't done nothin'. Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Shaper
Member # 496
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written Monday, May 5 2003 04:56
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--You look just like John Doe #2 from the posters. Posts: 2333 | Registered: Monday, January 7 2002 08:00 |
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Warrior
Member # 2627
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written Monday, May 5 2003 11:15
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--That skirt looks nice but would look better round your ankles. (I got that off a friend) -------------------- NUKE NORTH KOERA (No offence to any Koreans) "Bouts of insanity stop us all going mad.":- Spike Milligan I mod supaniks ass at Random_stupidity NFC FOREVER!!! Posts: 81 | Registered: Wednesday, February 12 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
Member # 366
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written Monday, May 5 2003 13:28
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Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven? Do you come here often? Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? -------------------- I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let's evolve. Let the chips fall where they may. Posts: 1277 | Registered: Sunday, December 9 2001 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
Member # 2669
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written Monday, May 5 2003 13:35
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"Did you know your parents were thieves? They stole the stars and put them in your eyes." *walk up to someone, check the label in their shirt collar*: "just like i thought, made in heaven" and the eternal classic: "nice shoes." -------------------- ... Posts: 647 | Registered: Wednesday, February 19 2003 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Member # 919
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written Monday, May 5 2003 14:17
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And the eternaller classic, "Nice shirt." -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon TEH CONSPIRACY IZ ALL Les forum de la chance. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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BoE Posse
Member # 2475
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written Monday, May 5 2003 14:21
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I heard this one on the radio: *put some water on your hand and touch the other person* "You're soaked! Let's get you out of those wet clothes..." -------------------- http://members.aol.com/risberg/blades/ Eternity approaches. Posts: 56 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |