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Or just upload the image files somewhere. I imagine they wouldn't take up too much space if one saved the images in B&W instead of some ungodly number of colours.
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Ugh. Didn't Drakey just say he sent it to someone? Doesn't he only have one copy? Isn't it a little too late?

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I'd think Drakey would be smarter than that. Have at least 3? Well, maybe 2, but if that one gets corrupted have a third copy available.
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Corrupted? WTH? Aren't they on paper? If not, I admit that I'm a fool.

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He did save it in printed form, and he probably did have only one copy. I also very much doubt that he mailed it to Ed Lemur, but stranger things have happened.

—Alorael, who isn't sure why Drakey didn't save the posts in a text file. Perhaps it seemed like too much inconvenience at the time, when nobody knew the BEEP would become a nostalgic piece of Spiderweb history.
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HAH, now I don't have to admit I'm a fool. Is there anyone else who might have saved it for any reason?

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He probably did save it in a text file. HD crash, remember? The one that set Rhapsody in Blue back another ten years?
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Drakefyre did say he was mailing it to someone, me, now all we have to do is keep nagging him to put it in the mailbox! :)

I can't wait this is going to be fun.

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Actually, I mailed it yesterday. Oh, and now you'll have a handwriting sample too.

I hope one stamp was enough ...

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Did you make a copy before you mailed it?

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Nope. If I could have done that, I could have conceivably posted it myself.

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Cool. I'll keep an eye out for it. LOL if it comes postage due no problem. At least I hope the post office still does that.

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I meant a photocopy. You can do that in most libraries round here.

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Drakey, I REALLY hope you didn't just send it off without keeping any form of it whatsoever.

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Actually I already thought of Drakefyre having a copy. I'm putting the thing in Word then cut and paste to board. It will hopefully cut down on my typos. Also if I can read the return address I thought I would send a copy on a Cdr to drakefyre to keep.

Drakefyre- First do you want a permanent copy of BEEP?, 2nd what word processing do you use so I know what kind of file to save for you. 3rd How would you like the text sent? Cdr or Email attachment? Email would work but its not as permanent.

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Word works fine enough, and email would be fine as well.

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*BUMP*

Sorry, I felt obligated to do that because I said I would join the bumpers and I hadn't had an oppurtunity before now.

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Yeah, *BUMP BUMP* from mee too. </chancetospam>

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Okay here goes nothing. I am reposting this post by post (except for a few short ones)

I got 4 pages. that is it. Please forgive the double, triple and even quadruple posting I'm about to begin. I am starting over with the first post for the sake of continuallity.

Here goes nothing!!!

Posted by Scorpius on 6:07 PM on April 12, 2001

REUTERS, WASHINGTON D.C.

“In a bid to expose his new “kinder conservative” attitude, President George W. Bush has proposed a bill that would revolutionize the judicial system if passed. The bill would eradicate capital punishment, instead replacing it with exile to a system of caves far beneath the earth’s surface.

“Bush Claims to have been inspired by an aging shareware title called ‘Exile: Escape from the pit’. Bush then scrapped plans to compete the Star Wars missile defense program and re-directed America’s budget surplus at the creation of miles of underground caves 36 miles below Louisiana.

“Bush’s first move regarding the exile system was to send down the Clinton Family. Republican critics have stated fears that Hillary could strike out from beneath the earth’s surface and wreak a horrible vengeance. When prompted by this concern, President Bush mumbled incoherently.

“What will this new system of punishment bring? Probably another lawsuit. Only time will tell

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Posted by Killer on 10:12 PM on April 12, 2001

Bush better not curse me and exile me or I’ll send adventurers to assassinate him. Even though I’m a guy I could still take Erika’s place

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Posted by Mysterious Man on 10:20 PM on April 12 2001

*Is first person banished*

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Posted by PyroFox on 12:25 AM on April 12, 2001

{Picks up his blessed crossbow & quiver filled with steel bolts}

Now do you see what happens when a little weed grows too big? I’ll be coming back . . . {walks freely into the portal}

{Realizes he should have taken a machine gun & $#!+ load of bullets instead}

DAMN IT!

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Posted bye Drakefyre on 5:02 AM April 13, 2001

“Upon arrival at the new lands, simplistically named Exile, the banished found their future home ravaged by demons and lizard-men. They fought night and day, suing, shooting, and stealing from their enemies. Clinton staked himself up as ruler, and hollowed a city out from rock. It is to be called ‘Dharmon’.

“While many took up soldiering, some took to the arcane magiks, summoning up creatures from the depths, casting fire at cat-men. Among the greatest of these was Hillary Clinton, who retreated to a tower deep in the wilds, plotting vengeance against President Bush.

”Many others wanted to be a part of a vengeance movement, but Clinton quelled most of the arguments. Hillary, meanwhile, sought out a hardened party of handpicked assassins and lawyers to do her bidding against Bush. Among them: Albert Gore, Joseph Lieberman, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Jesse Jackson, and John McCain.

“On the surface, Bush’s new advisor Jeff Vogel, prompted republicans to throw more citizens into the pits, including any antisocials, misfits, or hermits. Bush eagerly passed the proposal; say ‘This latest misunderestimation of our opponents’ strategy has resulted in counted bullyism.

Disclaimer: any relationship between characters depicted above and people real or fictional is purely coincidental.

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Posted by Dragyn Bob on 7:08 AM on April 13, 2001

In another recent announcement, Bush is now planning to invade China and send all of its citizens to Exile. He is also planning to cut down every forest in America in order to construct a massive portal powered by enchanted branches to eliminate subcontinents full of people at a time. This news caster thinks this is a bad idea, because the citizens of Exile will no doubt one day pour out into Louisiana in a great throng seeking the blood of republicans.

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Posted by Aphrael20 on 1:31 PM on April 13 2001

Howling all the way.
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Posted by Mysterious Man on 2:05 PM on April 13 2001

I just got this report from CNN:

“In the continent of South Africa, newly named Valorim, monsters of all sorts have started showing up. Bush now leading the world Empire, has sent mass armies with old fashioned weapons such as halberds and greats swords. Our reporter, Dragyn Bob, who is banished to Exile, reports contact with strange beings. Bill Clinton has started to work on a city called Dharmon, as read before. Dragyn Bob also gives us news, that Hillary Clinton has created glowing fungus, and more plants for these Exiles. Jeff Vogel, Bush’s new advisor, advises that Hillary should be cursed to never see sunlight again. And so is done. Other reporters have reported contact with aliens, with great magic. Stay tuned to CNN for more news on this developing situation . . .”

Dear Lord. Stareye! They know about us!

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Posted by TerrorsMartyr on 3:30pm on April, 13 2001

Me? Sell drugs to innocent African Mothers? (I mean Valorim mothers, sorry). Never!
Ah yeah, that skribbane’s 2.5 per pop. . .
*Goes back to business innocently complaining about boks and ihrnos*

Posted by Ed Lemur on 4:08 PM on April 13 2001

This is Edward Lemur with 60 Minutes. . .
Our interview with Bob Dole:

Edward: So is it true Mr. Dole, that you are known as the King of Exile?
Dole: Oh yes, I overthrew “Clinton” and cast him into an Exile within Exile, known as the Abyss . . .
Ed: I hear you have constructed a castle
Dole: Ah yes, we call it The Castle…. and is located in central Exile
Ed: So, what are the issues of Exile right now?
Dole: Well, Bush’s army has invaded and stolen three “crystal probes” from a race of aliens known as Probehntai. We wish to find these and make peace with the aliens.
Ed: Who is the leader of Bush’s army inside exile?
Dole: The one they call…. Gates…. Bill Gates
Ed: Bill Gates??? My god…. The Exiles shall surely perish
Dole: not unless we act now…. a party is already searching for lost crystal probes
Ed: God speed, King of Exile
Dole: Uh…Yeah!

This has been a 60 Minutes report

Posted by urchin on 8:20 PM on April 13, 2001

In an excerpt from “Exile Tonight”

Reclusive mage Linda is rumored to be planning some incredible, dangerous magic.
Also performers are being exiled for being too ‘stimulating’.

Tune in tomorrow for a full report.

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Posted by TerrorsMartyr on 12:10 AM on April 14 2001

REUTERS, SILVAR
The time is 5:36 AM, the date is March 14th.
Cotra has been bombed and completely annihilated. Apparently, Gates has summoned a beast far more cruel, stupid, and beast like that world has ever known:
SADDAM HUSSEIN!!!
No non-iraqi citizen will go without severe overkill. Silvar officials fear that their defense will thwart Hussein’s senseless attack into either the border colony of Duvno or the fertile land of Metris. Both would crack a smile on Bush’s face, despite his assassination. (A fatal mixup between a burger and a grenade.)
What will Gates stop at?
Terror’s Martyr remains silent, despite desperate pleas for the northern territory’s help, as Terror’s Martyr mobilized for war on the Empire. The area has been considered no-man’s land, as Gates is fighting a two-fronted war.
Rumor has it he is staying in Exile for the time being, but no defense will keep him safe should the northern territories fall, or should the probes be recovered in Exile’s name. Exile is doomed, and so is the Empire.
The war is going to be long and bloody, and nobody will come out untainted.

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Posted by Drakefyre on 6:36 AM on April 14 2001

Aizo is slightly larger than Australia….

Washington Post, Jerusalem –

“Today, Jeff Vogel released a statement ordering destruction and ‘termination with extreme prejudice’ of all people of the New Louisiana. Laura Bush, Empress, has agreed to go along with the plan. However, she is with child and in frail health. Jeff Vogel has complete control of the United States.

“King Dole has reportedly offered a tidy sum for whoever would slay the great daemon, Gil-Amelio. Adventurers from under Louisiana are flocking to the fortress, New Baghdad, to do battle with the horrible beast. At the head of the pack is Steve Jobs, crusader against evil.

“A pack of renaissance soldiers has recovered the first Crystal Probe, named Mulder. Two others are missing, Homer and Scully.

“The fortress of Jeff Vogel, Seattle, was nearly breached in an attack by an unknown Ms. Monroe. However she was repelled by the will of Mr. Vogel.

“To combat the plagues in Valorim, Crown Empress Karen Bush has moved to Jerusalem in a massive quarantine effort. The city of Algiers was supposedly destroyed by ravenous beasts,

That is all I have. I'm sure word did not catch all the typos working on it.Have fun. ;) Anyone who wants a copy of the word doc that goes with this just pm me with your current email address.

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