If you could be any type of candy, what would you be?

AuthorTopic: If you could be any type of candy, what would you be?
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Either way, you'd be DELICIOUS.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAspring!

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Forever.

Period.

You're dumb.

I am annoyed because you people are boring. Do none of you thirteen-year-old persons have anything better to do than go cut yourselves? Are cheap gimmicks the closest you come to having a sense of self? Or should I not judge you by the fact that you are all completely and totally vapid?

Crackers who I am displeased with make me sick.

JOIN THE WHITE PANTHERS TODAY

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONFUSED IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?

EEEEEEEEEEEEVER?

Here are some cows:

IMAGE(http://science-education.pppl.gov/SummerInst/aurora%20borealis.jpg)

Now go die.

[ Thursday, April 10, 2008 17:33: Message edited by: Imban ]
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Did our two-faced friend just pull a Bomber and randomly go insane? I am confused. Either way, I want to end the board-stretching on Today's Daily Topics, so this dummy post serves.

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*pounds head through desk*

You mean there are still people who haven't realized that's TM? If the thinly veiled vitriol sprinkled throughout his obviously fake politesse, enthusiasm for BoA, hatred of Nicothodes, and concern for the proletariat didn't make it blindingly obvious to everyone, I don't know what could have made it more so.

EDIT: TM denies it, but I still think it's him.

[ Thursday, April 10, 2008 16:45: Message edited by: The Almighty Doer of Stuff ]

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Mmmm. Candy.

And most of us probably knew ADoS. Kel might have just been playing along. :P

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I was not aware that I hated Nicothodes. I have kept myself restrained, I simply wish to amuse myself on occasion. Sir, spare me such simple indulgences. I mean no harm. And I don't have any special concern for the jargon of dead Germans, I simply wish people would be more aware of their logical inconsistencies.

And upon further edit, I assure you, Mr. Andraste is also in error.

[ Thursday, April 10, 2008 17:00: Message edited by: Diprosopus ]
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I want to assure you, Mr. Diprosopus, that I am not a Mister.

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I think that you could pull off that first post, Dip, if you just take out the swearing.

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Well, that was an interesting LUEicide.
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