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Apprentice
Member # 12941
Profile #0
Hello.
Im vlishous and i've just joined these forums, I really like your games and decided to chat about them here.

PS:If im not allowed to do this im sorry and will try to delete it
Posts: 15 | Registered: Tuesday, January 1 2008 08:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #1
Welcome to the Spiderweb Software message boards. Leave your sanity at the door.

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I dub thee...
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Veteran*
Member # 5
Profile #2
Welcome to da hood homie.

Remember to keep your pimp hand strong, and you shouldn't have any problems.
Posts: 455 | Registered: Tuesday, May 17 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 4153
Profile Homepage #3
Welcome, vlishous. You'll probably find that chatting about the games happens at the specific sections of the forum devoted to them, whereas General is a much less focused place. In any case, enjoy your stay.

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TM: "I want BoA to grow. Evolve where the food ladder has rungs to be reached."

Gamble with Gaea, and she eats your dice.
Posts: 4130 | Registered: Friday, March 26 2004 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 9887
Profile #4
Welcome aboard. Leave your sanity at the door.

I wonder what delicious vlish thinks of your name.

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Hmm... Ornks, gazers and guacamole. What kind of food would you get?
=:T:=
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
Profile #5
It's vlishously delicious!

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"Of course, not all technology is good. Some is exactly the opposite (bad)." — Dave Barry
Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Electric Sheep One
Member # 3431
Profile #6
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

Welcome to the Spiderweb Software message boards. Leave your sanity at the door.

That's our traditional greeting, don't ask how it was conceived because I don't know.


This greeting dates from the time before these boards had anything to do with shareware games — back when we were an online arachnaphobia support group. Brother Jeff was kind of our star member; he made so much progress, he eventually bought a tarantula as a pet. He got over his claustrophobia here, too, by actively imagining huge, open underground spaces, instead of stifling little ones. He was trying to develop a therapeutic simulation program about giant caves, but when we constructively commented that claustrophobia therapy didn't really need goblins, he took the point, and the rest is history.

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Listen carefully because some of your options may have changed.
Posts: 3335 | Registered: Thursday, September 4 2003 07:00
La Canaliste
Member # 5563
Profile #7
quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:


claustrophobia therapy didn't really need goblins,
Heresy!

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But it's the unsquandered youth that is truly wasted.

Deep down, you know you should have voted for Alcritas!
Posts: 387 | Registered: Tuesday, March 1 2005 08:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #8
quote:
Originally written by saunders:

Heresy!
This is also part of the Spiderweb mystique.

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00
Lifecrafter
Member # 7557
Profile #9
quote:
Originally written by Jumpin' Salmon:

quote:
Originally written by saunders:

Heresy!
quote chains are also part of the Spiderweb mystique.

FYT

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"Fear that which mortality has rejected" -Galvin Magnus
Posts: 942 | Registered: Sunday, October 8 2006 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #10
quote:
This greeting dates from the time before these boards had anything to do with shareware games — back when we were an online arachnaphobia support group.
Wow, I thought this site always covered his games. I'm unhinged now.

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I dub thee...
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4784
Profile Homepage #11
quote:
Originally written by Excalibur:

[QUOTE] Wow, I thought this site always covered his games. I'm unhinged now.
Um, he's kidding. But he did model an appropriate lack of sanity. Not too much, not too little, just about right.

*snuggles into her lack of sanity beanbag chair*

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Forever Always on Past the End

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Posts: 563 | Registered: Tuesday, July 27 2004 07:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
Profile #12
Yay, I'm finally becoming less gullible. I saw right through that, but I believed an Xian living tool story a couple years ago. Heh heh.

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"Of course, not all technology is good. Some is exactly the opposite (bad)." — Dave Barry
Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #13
Welcome. Here are some helpful hints so that people won't pick at you like they do me.

1. Please type with proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation. That makes your posts much easier to read.

2. There is an edit feature that lets you edit your posts.

3. Uh, only 2 things doesn't make sense.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #14
quote:
1. Please type with proper grammar...

3. Uh, only 2 things doesn't make sense.


OK

I'm frightened by the fact I fell for Student of the Trinity's statement.

[ Wednesday, January 02, 2008 11:19: Message edited by: Excalibur ]

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I dub thee...
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #15
(This post is brought to you by 500 internal error)
Well, at least it isn't as bad as when I looked up at the ceiling when someone said "gullible is written on the ceiling).

And I fixed my typos. I was really tired at the time.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 9887
Profile #16
That's funny after reading your post I have the strange urge to look up.

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Hmm... Ornks, gazers and guacamole. What kind of food would you get?
=:T:=
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #17
I have the sudden urge to watch this video again for the five millionth time.

Edit -I wouldn't be surprised if a moderator typed "I have the sudden urge to lock this topic".

[ Wednesday, January 02, 2008 13:03: Message edited by: It hates Iffy ]

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 4826
Profile #18
You should have waited for someone to say that and then gone, "I KNEW someone would say that!" Oh, wait. The topic would be locked before you could say anything.

And welcome to the boards, vlishous. Have a ball.

IMAGE(http://www.ci.san-carlos.ca.us/images/basketball%20photo%202.jpg)

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"Of course, not all technology is good. Some is exactly the opposite (bad)." — Dave Barry
Posts: 458 | Registered: Friday, August 6 2004 07:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #19
...or a muffin.

IMAGE(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/476697/2/istockphoto_476697_green_pistachio_muffin.jpg)

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I dub thee...
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 9887
Profile #20
Why is the muffin green?

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Hmm... Ornks, gazers and guacamole. What kind of food would you get?
=:T:=
Posts: 454 | Registered: Monday, August 20 2007 07:00
The Establishment
Member # 6
Profile #21
I have the sudden urge to lock this topic...but I won't, yet.

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Your flower power is no match for my glower power!
Posts: 3726 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00
Canned
Member # 8014
Profile #22
Eeeeww, what is with that muffin? It is worse than the blood muffin.

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Don't judge a sentence until you know all the words.
Muffins n' Hell|Muffins n' Hell: The Muffins Are Back Again
Muffins n' Hell: The End is Near
I like this image
Not in your shed -We are sort of done. Helpful criticism is welcome.
Everyone, just call me Iffy. Please.

Be grateful you have your unsellabe trowels -Goldenking
Posts: 1799 | Registered: Sunday, February 4 2007 08:00
Agent
Member # 8030
Profile Homepage #23
It's a pistachio muffin. :D

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I dub thee...
Posts: 1384 | Registered: Tuesday, February 6 2007 08:00
? Man, ? Amazing
Member # 5755
Profile #24
quote:
Originally written by *i:

I have the sudden urge to lock this topic...but I won't, yet.
Shall I spontaneously generate a quote tree?

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Synergy, et al - "I don't get it."

Argon - "I'm at a loss for words..."
Posts: 4114 | Registered: Monday, April 25 2005 07:00

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