Please please please give me sympathy?

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Law Bringer
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That's awful to hear, Nico. Have another batch of cookies:

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I hope that your cello will sound again soon, and that it won't take too long to get back into practice.

I've had to relearn the piano a few times (through laziness though, not finger injuries), and it's definitely nasty; though it doesn't even have strings to get calluses from. :(

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Shaper
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quote:
Originally written by Nioca:

There is another treatment. It's all-natural, pain-free, has very few side-effects*, and doesn't require you to go to the doctor or take any pills. It's called Purring Cat!
Please note that Purring Cat™ works best when not stabbed with pencils.

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quote:
Originally written by 7Synergy7:

Stop drinking soda pop and drink water.
Or more to the point, drink milk.

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The body has no requirement for milk. It has a voracious requirement for water. You can get better and more assimilable calcium from certain dark green leafy vegetables and other foods than milk, though the Dairy Association would love for us to continue believing otherwise.

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Guardian
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Nalyd gives you his sympathy. But he doesn't expect a reply, what with the pain.

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quote:
Originally written by 7Synergy7:

The body has no requirement for milk. It has a voracious requirement for water. You can get better and more assimilable calcium from certain dark green leafy vegetables and other foods than milk, though the Dairy Association would love for us to continue believing otherwise.

-S-

There is more calcium in milk than in vegetables like broccoli. Also, milk comes with vitamin D, which is essential for good calcium absorption. Nicothodes's pain primarily comes from the tendonitis and the carpal tunnel anyway. There are no miracle treatments for these slow healing afflictions.

I applaud Nicothodes for resisting the urge to respond to so much freely given online sympathy. She also did not lunge forward to grab the cookies with her injured hand. Good job, and have a pat on the back.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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quote:
Originally written by Garrison:

(Insert Picture Here)
Ironically, that picture says "Pat Yourself on the Back", which would hurt Nico's hand.

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Fortunately, most of us are equipped with two hands.

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Fortunately, God has blessed this world with engineers who come up with the best of solutions....

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quote:
Ironically, that picture says "Pat Yourself on the Back", which would hurt Nico's hand.
I know.

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Fortunately, most of us are equipped with two hands.

That too.

And Bismarck, the funny thing is that while I was searching Google Images for an appropriate picture, I came across that too. But I then realized that she would need 2 hands to comfortably operate that anyway.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Garrison, it is a failing in execution of a great idea. My model would be foot operated so you could toe tap to music.

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Why don't we just hook up a glove filled with batteries to a fan and just let that slap you in the back until you feel that you've been patted enough? Oh wait, that'll give you giant black bruises. At least it'll take the edge off the pain in the wrist, I guess.

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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I'm all for hiring wenches to do the job. There should be plenty out there to do the task since we have none in the forums, Dinti.

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Or we could give Victorian chimney sweeps a chance to diversify... the 1880's have for too many of them anyway - they surely wouldn't miss a few.

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Nuke and Pave
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quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

My right hand has at least one of the following problems. It could also have two or all of them.

1)tendonitis
2)carpal tunnel
3)bone erosion
...

Any of these can be very unpleasant. I hope you'll feel better soon.

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I have the perfect treatment. As a civilian-trained first aid person, I recommend this:
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Of course, others would recommend amputation. But they're not here, thank Ghaldring.

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