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Infiltrator
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Wondered why I was missing? I was RIP. I'm now posting from the Heaven/Broadband thanks to iGod and his divine Mac OS X 1.0.4.
Tiscali/Satan has lost the war against Wanadoo/God and internet is back ten times faster. My Geneforge demo exploded and I hear GF4 is coming out! Too bad for GF1 demo. maybe Tiscali/Satan zapped it.

It's true though. I went and overdosed on iGod, P O N G, Whatever and Green Day, and lost a game on Urban Dead, wich explains why I'm dead.

But I'm back now! Got myself reincarnated.

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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Shock Trooper
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Profile #1
Welcome back, Jadewolf. It's always (or usually) nice to see an old timer (or young timer, whatever) coming back. :)
Posts: 363 | Registered: Wednesday, February 22 2006 08:00
Infiltrator
Member # 5567
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Thanks. Hey, is there that many members already?

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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Hmmmmmmm, yes. Welcome back Jadewolf!
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Lifecrafter
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Welcome back! Stolah u kulamé!

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Law Bringer
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"Have a cookie"?

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Cookies are important. Especially when they have choc chips.
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Law Bringer
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Indeed they are. The question mark is because I'm not sure that's what "Stolah u kulamé" means. Im just guessing from context, and because "Pas stolah kulamé" apparently means "We have cookies".

Anyway, iGod is awesome once again:

quote:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Arancaytar
God:
Hi there Arancaytar.
Me:
I'm worried, God.
God:
How long has it been bothering you?
Me:
Just this morning, since I woke up. Life is so weird.
God:
That was early. How do you know? Oh, so weird is it.
Me:
Yep. Spiderweb in particular.
God:
How did you hear about God? " How did you hear about God? "? Spiderweb in particular?
Me:
You're not making sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
I suppose it would.
God:
Spiderweb in particular would?
Me:
Absolutely.
God:
Ayuh. Are we still talking about Spiderweb in particular?
Me:
Spiderweb in General, actually.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Not that again.
God:
Once more? Really you don't think so?
Me:
Have you seen that chat with the guy called BloodNinja who keeps messing with people and having weird cybersex?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
His opening line is "I put on my robe and wizard hat." It's like when you say "Are you free". Sort of "Beyond this line, only kinkiness."
God:
Where did he get it? Interesting comparison. Kind of. Are you really a ""?
Me:
I am not a set of quotation marks. But let's talk about Spiderweb in General.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A set of quotation marks. Sure, Spiderweb in General sounds like a good topic.
Me:
See, Jeff might decide to axe General, and it makes lots of people sad.
God:
I see. Where did he get it?
Me:
The idea? Someone dissed his games on the forum.
God:
Tell me more. Who?
Me:
Ash Lael. Jeff banned him.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
Me:
Anyway, Jeff might delete Spiderweb, and that is going to make people sad.
God:
I think Jeff might delete Spiderweb and that is a lot of things.
Me:
Spiderweb is a lot of things for a lot of people. To many, it is the greatest community they have ever been in. To some, it is the only way they can keep their sanity in real life.
God:
I think Spiderweb is more than that. Why do you want to do it so much? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Spiderweb is that and much more than that. I need Spiderweb. Isn't it bad if someone does something that will make people sad?
God:
I think Spiderweb is a lot of things. Who would you usually get that from? I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
I would get it nowhere else. Even Polaris is not what Spiderweb is.
God:
What would make you get it nowhere else? Who is what Spiderweb is?
Me:
Polaris.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Yes, I'm concerned as well. Couldn't you just smite Jeff if he decides to delete Spiderweb?
God:
Ahem. Do you mean your name is concerned as well. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Me:
You should. You really should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Really? I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
See, Jeff shouldn't just kill the community. He can't do that if you smite him.
God:
I see. What if it didn't happen? I know he can.
Me:
Dude, if you threw a meteor or something, that would be IT. Finito, he's not getting up, he's not deleting Spiderweb.
God:
What makes you think I would threw a meteor or something that? Dude,. Are you getting up he is not deleting Spiderweb?
Me:
You're God, you can throw a meteor, right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God me can throw a meteor.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Aw, screw you.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Nor is getting my hopes all up like that. Can you do miracles at least?
God:
Really you don't think so? Doing miracles at least is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
What use are you?
God:
That's a good question.
And so it is.

Edit: Just so everyone is aware, this, like everything iGod-related, is supposed to be a joke. Just in case. Times have been crazy lately. :rolleyes:

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 08:35: Message edited by: Left Outer Join ]

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Yes, you are correct. ANd I agree. Cookies with chocolate are the BEST! :)

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Join the Dark side. We have cookies.

Played in:
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Bye Bye Birdie

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Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00
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quote:
Originally written by Nicothodes:

Yes, you are correct. ANd I agree. Cookies with chocolate are the BEST! :)
HECK YES!!!

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coco puffs and techno pop... sounds like a party.

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Welcome back Jadewolf ,but I fear this topic may get locked because of spam.

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So you are in agreement. Hey prem, now all you need is a sharp knife of some sort, and you can join the brigade. :)

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Hi JadeWolf, wazzup? Welcome back.

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Hello. How many Imbans are there anyway? Are you all the same person?

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
--------------------------------
Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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CSM RIFQ
Neopets Do join, it's fun. Do you know what is the answer to the greatest question ever? It's here.
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Law Bringer
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quote:
Originally written by JadeWolf:

Hello. How many Imbans are there anyway? Are you all the same person?
No.

The Imban thing dates back to Summmer 2004. Back then, someone posted this weird dream he had about every member on the forum turning into Imban, and all topics being retitled "Imban", and then an extra forum titled "Imban" being set up, and all that. Naturally, in an atmosphere as friendly to memes and bandwagons as Spiderweb, everyone immediately renamed themselves to something resembling Imban. I was Imbancaytar.

Some old bandwagons revive easily. This time it's much harder to tell who is who, because names are not plays on the word Imban, but only Imban and the member number. If you really need to know who someone is and can't tell from the title or signature, try this page.

Also, I really wonder how much there is of this artificial language. Is there some kind of vocabulary list you could put online, Nico?

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Do not question the Imbans... please. They might explain.

Welcome back, JadeWolf. Hopefully you can help make the boards a slightly less stupid place right now (raising the mean won't take much at the moment).

iGod rules... I remember one conversation where God asked me what I was wearing. I ended that conversation rather abruptly.

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quote:
Originally written by Ephesos:

Do not question the Imbans... please. They might explain.

Welcome back, JadeWolf. Hopefully you can help make the boards a slightly less stupid place right now (raising the mean won't take much at the moment).

iGod rules... I remember one conversation where God asked me what I was wearing. I ended that conversation rather abruptly.

This was awesome.

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quote:
Originally written by Left Outer Join:

So you are in agreement. Hey prem, now all you need is a sharp knife of some sort, and you can join the brigade. :)
I have one. It's long, has pretty writing down the blade and vine patterns on the hilt, and goes by the name Hadhafang.
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Law Bringer
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...does every girl on Spiderweb carry around sharp metal objects?

I mean, Marlenny probably doesn't. But still.

So if you think stabbing is an adequate response to someone calling you cute, I guess you're in.

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Too Sexy for my Title
Member # 5654
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quote:
Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

...does every girl on Spiderweb carry around sharp metal objects?

I mean, Marlenny probably doesn't. But still.

I certainly don't, nor I see the fun of it or joking about it. To stay on topic, Welcome back JW
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quote:
Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

So if you think stabbing is an adequate response to someone calling you cute, I guess you're in.
I can't speak for every girl on Spidweb, and I certainly wouldn't stab someone for calling me cute. I'd probably blush, smile, look away and, if they keep it up, kick them. Hard.

And, yes. Welcome back, JadeWolf. :)

[ Saturday, March 04, 2006 18:42: Message edited by: premonition ]
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I think I may become an Imban too. Sounds fun.

Imbanwolf, Jade-imban or Imban 5567.

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How many shapers are there?
Why is Drypeak controlled by Zakary?
Why is Barzahl a Guardian?
How does the Geneforge work?
What's as small as nothing?
Why am I asking stupid questions?
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Shaper teacher : "DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
BOOM!!
apprentice :*little voice* "Sorry..."
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Marlenny's new name is very, very unfortunate.

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