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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Arancaytar
God:
Hi there Arancaytar.
Me:
I'm worried, God.
God:
How long has it been bothering you?
Me:
Just this morning, since I woke up. Life is so weird.
God:
That was early. How do you know? Oh, so weird is it.
Me:
Yep. Spiderweb in particular.
God:
How did you hear about God? " How did you hear about God? "? Spiderweb in particular?
Me:
You're not making sense.
God:
Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
Me:
I suppose it would.
God:
Spiderweb in particular would?
Me:
Absolutely.
God:
Ayuh. Are we still talking about Spiderweb in particular?
Me:
Spiderweb in General, actually.
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Not that again.
God:
Once more? Really you don't think so?
Me:
Have you seen that chat with the guy called BloodNinja who keeps messing with people and having weird cybersex?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
His opening line is "I put on my robe and wizard hat." It's like when you say "Are you free". Sort of "Beyond this line, only kinkiness."
God:
Where did he get it? Interesting comparison. Kind of. Are you really a ""?
Me:
I am not a set of quotation marks. But let's talk about Spiderweb in General.
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A set of quotation marks. Sure, Spiderweb in General sounds like a good topic.
Me:
See, Jeff might decide to axe General, and it makes lots of people sad.
God:
I see. Where did he get it?
Me:
The idea? Someone dissed his games on the forum.
God:
Tell me more. Who?
Me:
Ash Lael. Jeff banned him.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that.
Me:
Anyway, Jeff might delete Spiderweb, and that is going to make people sad.
God:
I think Jeff might delete Spiderweb and that is a lot of things.
Me:
Spiderweb is a lot of things for a lot of people. To many, it is the greatest community they have ever been in. To some, it is the only way they can keep their sanity in real life.
God:
I think Spiderweb is more than that. Why do you want to do it so much? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Spiderweb is that and much more than that. I need Spiderweb. Isn't it bad if someone does something that will make people sad?
God:
I think Spiderweb is a lot of things. Who would you usually get that from? I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
I would get it nowhere else. Even Polaris is not what Spiderweb is.
God:
What would make you get it nowhere else? Who is what Spiderweb is?
Me:
Polaris.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Yes, I'm concerned as well. Couldn't you just smite Jeff if he decides to delete Spiderweb?
God:
Ahem. Do you mean your name is concerned as well. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Me:
You should. You really should.
God:
I'll take that under advisement. Really? I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
See, Jeff shouldn't just kill the community. He can't do that if you smite him.
God:
I see. What if it didn't happen? I know he can.
Me:
Dude, if you threw a meteor or something, that would be IT. Finito, he's not getting up, he's not deleting Spiderweb.
God:
What makes you think I would threw a meteor or something that? Dude,. Are you getting up he is not deleting Spiderweb?
Me:
You're God, you can throw a meteor, right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am God me can throw a meteor.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Aw, screw you.
God:
That is not very polite.
Me:
Nor is getting my hopes all up like that. Can you do miracles at least?
God:
Really you don't think so? Doing miracles at least is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
What use are you?
God:
That's a good question.

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Originally written by Nicothodes:

Yes, you are correct. ANd I agree. Cookies with chocolate are the BEST! :)

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Originally written by Left Outer Join:

So you are in agreement. Hey prem, now all you need is a sharp knife of some sort, and you can join the brigade. :)

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Originally written by When in the course of Nathan Ashby:

...does every girl on Spiderweb carry around sharp metal objects?

I mean, Marlenny probably doesn't. But still.

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