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Frozen Feet
Infiltrator
Member # 4248
 written Sunday, April 24 2005 23:07 Profile #0
The comeback of MM just raised a question: who is the member #1? Is it Jeff? Does someone remember the answer, 'cause I don't.

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Posts: 617 | Registered: Tuesday, April 13 2004 07:00
Nikki.
Shaper
Member # 3442
 written Sunday, April 24 2005 23:24 Profile Homepage #1
It is Jeff, but registered as "SpidWeb".

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Thuryl
...b10010b...
Member # 869
 written Sunday, April 24 2005 23:31 Profile Homepage #2
Incidentally, member #2 is Jeff's wife, registered as "Krizsan", but she invariably posts using the Spidweb account.

[ Sunday, April 24, 2005 23:43: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Monday, April 25 2005 00:30 Profile Homepage #3
Before this continues:

Member list of Spiderweb

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Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Wise Man
Master
Member # 1046
 written Monday, April 25 2005 07:37 Profile Homepage #4
An hour and 13 minutes late. Not fast enough, Aran.

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Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00
Sturg
Master
Member # 4614
 written Monday, April 25 2005 12:30 Profile Homepage #5
Wow, Aran, you updated your list! Last time I looked it was only to 4100 and didn't include me. :(

Yes, MM, we are to 5000 and quickly closing in on 6000. And 9/10 of those will probably never post again.

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Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00
Wise Man
Master
Member # 1046
 written Monday, April 25 2005 13:09 Profile Homepage #7
The update is actually automatic.

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Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want?
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The Almighty Doer of Stuff
Shaper
Member # 73
 written Monday, April 25 2005 13:16 Profile #8
And here I am with my ridiculously high #73... I feel so newbish...

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Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Monday, April 25 2005 14:29 Profile Homepage #10
www.ironycentral.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_profile;u=00000001]Click here to look up member #1.

Replace the 00000001 in the URL with 00000002 to look at member two, 00000335 to look up member 335, and so on.

—Alorael, who would like to know what happens when the hundred millionth member signs up. Does the UBB crash and burn?

[ Tuesday, April 26, 2005 17:55: Message edited by: Early Worm ]
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Sturg
Master
Member # 4614
 written Monday, April 25 2005 16:25 Profile Homepage #11
That would mean everyone in the world had an average of 15 accounts. :P

I want to know what program Aran used to list all those names.

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Imban
Shake Before Using
Member # 75
 written Monday, April 25 2005 16:44 Profile #12
Uh, ben, the world has approximately 6,372,797,742 people in it.
Posts: 3234 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00
Wise Man
Master
Member # 1046
 written Monday, April 25 2005 17:00 Profile Homepage #13
He's born after 1990... what could you expect?

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Spring
Shaper
Member # 5450
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 00:59 Profile Homepage #14
quote:
Originally written in the Member List:

100/Mack the Knife/0/Apprentice
That is a waste of good member number, that is!

EDIT: Month or two old, I pressume Aran? My post count is at 120, so it must be.

EDIT 2: I just realised on the list, the lnewest 3 accounts have not posted.

[ Tuesday, April 26, 2005 01:02: Message edited by: Sprung Spring ]

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Posts: 2396 | Registered: Saturday, January 29 2005 08:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 02:27 Profile Homepage #15
quote:
Originally written by Wise Man's current rank is:

An hour and 13 minutes late. Not fast enough, Aran.
I was attempting to pre-emptively head off further queries. :P

quote:
Originally written by Wise Man's current rank is:

The update is actually automatic.
Not fully automatic actually. I have to press a button, and copy-paste the list into Excel and do a whole lot of other tedious stuff with it.

quote:
Originally written by 1001011001000:

That would mean everyone in the world had an average of 15 accounts. :P

I want to know what program Aran used to list all those names.
That would mean there are currently less than ten million people living in the world. This should be a suspiciously low number to anyone.

If you mean the programs I used to process it, Excel and Dreamweaver. The program to gather the stuff has no name; I made it myself. It is also crappy.

Edit: Assuming that account registration doesn't speed up too much over time (an invalid assumption - part of the new accounts are multiple sign-ups, and thus a function of existing accounts), we'd have that fateful last member on the 30th of June in the year 70494.

Not accounting for leap years.

[ Tuesday, April 26, 2005 04:24: Message edited by: Day of Wrath, day of Tears ]

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"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Or else o'erleap.
Law Bringer
Member # 335
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 07:02 Profile Homepage #16
The member that breaks the UBB's back will undoubtedly be part of the burst of new members after Avernum 1.445x10^39 is released.

—Alorael, who will point out that the UBB could be broke just by Americans joining. Not only is the numbe required well under the world's population, it's also only one fifth of the number of people with computers and internet access, which is a more relevant measurement.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
JadeWolf
Infiltrator
Member # 5567
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 07:41 Profile Homepage #17
Aran's site should be updated. Member 5567 (me) still says 0 posts, and this is my 108th post!

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Posts: 576 | Registered: Wednesday, March 2 2005 08:00
Arancaytar
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 09:24 Profile Homepage #18
The list is well over a month old. I have since gathered new data (see "99% of all statistics..."), but haven't had the time to replace it on that site because, as I said, I have to fiddle tediously with it to get it into html format. I guess I'll put that up today or tomorrow.

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The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki!
"Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft.
"I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik
Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00
Sturg
Master
Member # 4614
 written Tuesday, April 26 2005 15:57 Profile Homepage #19
Ooh, yikes, I read Alo's post wrong when I made that 15 account prediction. If it had been 100 billion, as I first thought the post said, my estimate would be much closer to accurate.

Sorry.

Oh, but Alo, I would like to mention that the "Click here to look up member #1" link has a UBB typo and doesn't work. This is what you were meaning.

[ Tuesday, April 26, 2005 16:02: Message edited by: 1001011001000 ]

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