SPAM: Despday III!
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Babelicious
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 14:29
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This week marks The Desperance Network's third year of existance. We're celebrating this amazing milestone -- three years of my life, wasted -- with a flurry of articles, old and new. All of your favorite crap articles from as far back as 2001 will be reposted! A new article by Bob the Impaler is up, and you can look forward to articles by Mr. Smartey Man, Big Poppa Sexy, Alec and more. Also, we'll probably make the SW boards our gimp. Keep a tight grip on your panties. HUAUGUAUGUALBUALGUALGHGLHAUBLGH BLAUGLAUBLAHGHALGUALGHBLAHGLBHG HUAUGHUALGUALGUALGHBLAUGLBHAGLH HUAUGUAGUAUGUAUGUALGUAUGUGUAHGU JACK MCCOY In case any of you don't know, I am the one and only - Djur Lead Pornographer, The Desperance Network [ Tuesday, August 17, 2004 14:35: Message edited by: Andrea ] -------------------- I've got a pyg in a poke. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 14:57
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 YAY!You realize that by doing this you might be luring more people into our claws Djur? -------------------- 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Babelicious
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 15:03
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I certainly hope so. The last one is getting sort of floppy and stretched out. We need fresh meat -- I mean, fresh-faced new members with a new outlook on the world! Yeah. -------------------- I've got a pyg in a poke. Posts: 999 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 15:12
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Oh yes! Desperance is a very educational and... Entertaining place! I advise all parents to make their children spend at least one hour there each day. That may lead to your child being president or, even better, gay communist who jerks of to pictures of Trotsky! Or it might turn the poor sod into a zombie. -------------------- 33111-CRUSADER-4849 Posts: 662 | Registered: Friday, September 13 2002 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 15:18
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 -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 16:23
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I still don't see how Djur has avoided being banned from these boards all this time (or at least not completely). A bit off-topic, but a good point. -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 17:02
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I'm glad that, if you feel like attacking someone's character in an unbelievably pedestrian way, you are at least willing to go the extra mile and confirm that your own point is good.  -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 18:08
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We have reason to believe that Djur sticks around through sleazy backroom dealmaking, threats of physical, emotional, and spiritual violence, and random acts of higher beings. That and the fact that if we remove Djur, Spiderweb may collapse into a pile of virtual plywood and girders. —Alorael, who would like to point out that Djur was once banned temporarily. It didn't make much sense at the time and it didn't make any more sense in retrospect, but it happened. The result was, by and large, doubleplusungood. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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written Tuesday, August 17 2004 21:24
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Congrats, Despers. Your life's already wasted, don't worry about how it's spent. Since when is Sauron a Desper? -------------------- And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it. -The Last Pendragon Polaris = joy. In case of emergency, break glass. Posts: 3351 | Registered: Saturday, April 6 2002 08:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 01:22
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Past few months now. If you want to take him off our hands, you're welcome to him. -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 03:28
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Desperance: In 8 out of 10 cases, more effective than stapling DB's hands to a desk -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 03:50
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OMFG I GIVE UP THAT IS THE THIRD IMAGE WHICH WILL NOT WORK HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADISON [ Wednesday, August 18, 2004 03:54: Message edited by: There is only love in my house ] -------------------- fame fame fatal fame it can play hideous tricks on the brain Posts: 407 | Registered: Friday, May 14 2004 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 06:16
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Djur is a teddy bear. -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 08:06
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When you agree with him ^____^ -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 08:56
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Shutupbenwillyoukthxbai. AND YAY FOR US DESPERS AND OUR MIGHTY PORTAL OF SKREWSLEF [ Wednesday, August 18, 2004 08:58: Message edited by: Secondary Account #5 ] -------------------- The Great Mister kommari@gmail.com[/url] Posts: 103 | Registered: Sunday, August 15 2004 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 10:40
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It's not rape if the attacker is a teddy bear. -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 13:54
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Who ever got attacked by a teddy bear? -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 18:39
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quote:—Alorael, who offers no further explanation. The wise need nothing more. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, August 18 2004 23:30
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(I am going to accompany ben as the other newbie here. Let me just say my thirst for masochism knows no limits) Congratulations! Desp. is truly a wonderful place. You guys manage, rather nicely, to mix irreverent humor (which, I must add is actually funny most of the times) with a serious slam on the head of Lady Censorship. For that, and other reasons better left unsaid, I congratulate you. (and promise to return, as my gauntlet was never completed and I yearn for pain)  -------------------- quote:Random Jack Vance Quote Manual Generator Apparatus (Cugel's Saga) Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Thursday, August 19 2004 07:13
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Hurrah! We are not elitists, we may try to start feuds but it is not because we think we are better. It is because you are of equal worth but wrong. We'd be glad to have you around. It's always good to have a new face around. -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Senile Reptile
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written Thursday, August 19 2004 12:47
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Happyhappyhappyhappyhappy birthday Mister Desperance. -Motrax, who will now go back into a non-posting state. -------------------- Polaris Posts: 1614 | Registered: Wednesday, January 23 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, August 19 2004 14:34
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Yes, happy birthday, Desp. -ben, who just may become the third one to adopt Alorael's unique style of ending posts, simply because he likes it. However, he will only use it sparingly (such as now). -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Off With Their Heads
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written Thursday, August 19 2004 14:41
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I am about to do something very inadvisable. —Kelandon, who just feels like annoying Alorael even more than he surely already is. PUT THE SNIPER RIFLE AWAY! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :P -------------------- Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens. Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Thursday, August 19 2004 14:51
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Tempting mod? Ah fun. Happy birthday Desp, though I refuse to walk through the doors. - FBM, well knowing how to aggrieve more decides to perform it wrongly. I can say quack. -------------------- Aut Tace Aut Loquere Meliora Silencio Posts: 1487 | Registered: Sunday, February 10 2002 08:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, August 20 2004 19:16
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I think we should have cake. -The P -------------------- "Oh, North Wind, why frighten others? In Nature's family all are brothers. Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss; You can't frighten Shingebiss. Bring your frost and ice and snow; I'm still free to come and go. You can never frighten me, One who never fears is FREE!" -Shingebiss, the mighty duck Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00 |
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