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Babelicious
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This week marks The Desperance Network's third year of existance. We're celebrating this amazing milestone -- three years of my life, wasted -- with a flurry of articles, old and new.
All of your favorite crap articles from as far back as 2001 will be reposted! A new article by Bob the Impaler is up, and you can look forward to articles by Mr. Smartey Man, Big Poppa Sexy, Alec and more.

Also, we'll probably make the SW boards our gimp. Keep a tight grip on your panties.

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JACK MCCOY

In case any of you don't know, I am the one and only

- Djur
Lead Pornographer, The Desperance Network

[ Tuesday, August 17, 2004 14:35: Message edited by: Andrea ]

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I've got a pyg in a poke.
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Infiltrator
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IMAGE(http://forums.desperance.net/html/emoticons/souteneur-tiny.gif) IMAGE(http://forums.desperance.net/html/emoticons/souteneur-tiny.gif) IMAGE(http://forums.desperance.net/html/emoticons/souteneur-tiny.gif) YAY!
You realize that by doing this you might be luring more people into our claws Djur?

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Babelicious
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I certainly hope so. The last one is getting sort of floppy and stretched out. We need fresh meat -- I mean, fresh-faced new members with a new outlook on the world! Yeah.

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I've got a pyg in a poke.
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Infiltrator
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Oh yes! Desperance is a very educational and... Entertaining place! I advise all parents to make their children spend at least one hour there each day. That may lead to your child being president or, even better, gay communist who jerks of to pictures of Trotsky!

Or it might turn the poor sod into a zombie.

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33111-CRUSADER-4849
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Bob's Big Date
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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
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Master
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I still don't see how Djur has avoided being banned from these boards all this time (or at least not completely).

A bit off-topic, but a good point.

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Bob's Big Date
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I'm glad that, if you feel like attacking someone's character in an unbelievably pedestrian way, you are at least willing to go the extra mile and confirm that your own point is good.

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
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Law Bringer
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We have reason to believe that Djur sticks around through sleazy backroom dealmaking, threats of physical, emotional, and spiritual violence, and random acts of higher beings.

That and the fact that if we remove Djur, Spiderweb may collapse into a pile of virtual plywood and girders.

—Alorael, who would like to point out that Djur was once banned temporarily. It didn't make much sense at the time and it didn't make any more sense in retrospect, but it happened. The result was, by and large, doubleplusungood.
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Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
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Congrats, Despers. Your life's already wasted, don't worry about how it's spent. Since when is Sauron a Desper?

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And though the musicians would die, the music would live on in the imaginations of all who heard it.
-The Last Pendragon

Polaris = joy.

In case of emergency, break glass.
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This Side Towards Enemy
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Past few months now. If you want to take him off our hands, you're welcome to him.

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
This Side Towards Enemy
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Desperance: In 8 out of 10 cases, more effective than stapling DB's hands to a desk

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
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OMFG I GIVE UP THAT IS THE THIRD IMAGE WHICH WILL NOT WORK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADISON

[ Wednesday, August 18, 2004 03:54: Message edited by: There is only love in my house ]

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fame fame fatal fame
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Djur is a teddy bear.

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
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Master
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When you agree with him ^____^

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-ben4808

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BANNED
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Shutupbenwillyoukthxbai.

AND YAY FOR US DESPERS AND OUR MIGHTY PORTAL OF SKREWSLEF

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The Great Mister

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This Side Towards Enemy
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It's not rape if the attacker is a teddy bear.

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
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Who ever got attacked by a teddy bear?

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-ben4808

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quote:
Originally written by Desert Pl@h:

Djur is a teddy bear.
—Alorael, who offers no further explanation. The wise need nothing more.
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Infiltrator
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(I am going to accompany ben as the other newbie here. Let me just say my thirst for masochism knows no limits)

Congratulations!
Desp. is truly a wonderful place. You guys manage, rather nicely, to mix irreverent humor (which, I must add is actually funny most of the times) with a serious slam on the head of Lady Censorship.
For that, and other reasons better left unsaid, I congratulate you.
(and promise to return, as my gauntlet was never completed and I yearn for pain)

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quote:

"I suffer from spiritual malaise," said Cugel meaningfully. "which manifest itself in outburst of vicious rage. I implore you to depart, lest, in an uncontrollable spasm, I cut you in three pieces with my sword, or worse, I invoke magic."
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This Side Towards Enemy
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Hurrah! We are not elitists, we may try to start feuds but it is not because we think we are better. It is because you are of equal worth but wrong.

We'd be glad to have you around. It's always good to have a new face around.

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Voice of Reasonable Morality
Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00
Senile Reptile
Member # 547
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Happyhappyhappyhappyhappy birthday Mister Desperance.

-Motrax, who will now go back into a non-posting state.

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Polaris
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Master
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Yes, happy birthday, Desp.

-ben, who just may become the third one to adopt Alorael's unique style of ending posts, simply because he likes it. However, he will only use it sparingly (such as now).

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-ben4808

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Off With Their Heads
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I am about to do something very inadvisable.

—Kelandon, who just feels like annoying Alorael even more than he surely already is. PUT THE SNIPER RIFLE AWAY! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! :P

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Agent
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Tempting mod? Ah fun.
Happy birthday Desp, though I refuse to walk through the doors.

- FBM, well knowing how to aggrieve more decides to perform it wrongly. I can say quack.

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I think we should have cake.

-The P

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00

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