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Magical Girl Hunters, an original story about, well, magical girl hunters and their adventures. I should warn you, it gets rather gory in some parts, but the story is funny.

Oh, and if you scroll to the bottom, you'll find fan-made sheet music (which is on a page titled makeitstop.html) and MP3 and MIDI versions of the Happy Healing Song, which really does get stuck in your head like that. =^.^=

Oh, and expect an update at my site soon. More details will be revealed when I do it.

Happy hunting!

[ Monday, July 19, 2004 20:16: Message edited by: Whyte Shadow ]

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I am a magical girl hunter

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i hunt girls.

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Magically?

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With a van, and a rifle loaded with sleep arrows, is the way I do it. Don't know 'bout Wisey, though.

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Your rifle fires... arrows?
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I must say I found that a little confusing myself. I like the idea, though, sounds kind of cool and... trippy.

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"Magical", is all I've to say. ;)

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I hunt everything and everyone. The magic comes from a certain substance I abuse, and yes, it is "trippy." It is also orange and it tastes very, very good.

—Alorael, who does not like the Happy Healing Song. It does not make him happy and it has not healed him. What good is it?
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Well, at least it's a song.

...I think. I'm afraid to push the link.

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i go around with a modded M9 that uses tranquilizer rounds, and is equipped with a suppressor. i also have infinite ammo. :P

[ Friday, July 23, 2004 14:40: Message edited by: Wisemanism: the Religion ]

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You ride around... in a gun? o_O
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Well, that way, no girl has the guts to decline, and thus, it isn't a rape!

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quote:
The room was a bare concrete cell, with one weak light and no
exit. That was bad enough, but the creature in the middle was far
worse. It was very similar to the shuggoths we'd seen before (not
the ones in girl-shape), but oiler and larger, and festooned with
long ropy tentacles of various lengths and thicknesses, each
terminating in a knobby growth that reminded me in a vague way
of--

"EEEEEEWW GROOOOOOOOOOSSS!!!" Shrieked Aika and Kyo almost in
unison, and even Sailor H was blushing in shock. Itami was
expressionless, but looked a little ill. Mai was pale and grim.
Reika's voice chanting all the while, however, was calm and even.
She obviously knew what this was.

...

I can't describe any of what happened next, not without busting
laws in several countries. You probably have a good idea. Think
of the naughtiest picture with tentacles you ever pulled off the
Internet and multiply it by a nice round thousand. If you don't
have any idea of what I'm talking about, never mind.
It was horrible. It was the worst thing I've ever seen happen to
another human being. And I still couldn't help wishing that I'd
had a video camera.

Mh. I think this would be fun for Arctic to read... :P

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quote:
Originally written by This PDN Was Brutally Censored:

... "trippy."
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY LEET TEEN STREETTALK MISTER ALORAEL?

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No. The word is in quotes because the drug is not trippy in any sense of the word with which I am familiar. It makes me trippy. Hence, for irregular use, I offset the word with the quotation marks.

—Alorael, who hopes never to see 1337 written in letters again. Ever.
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Sorry. v_v

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This is quite possibly the most hilarious thing I've seen since Mystere (LEB).

And that's saying something.

[ Thursday, July 22, 2004 17:20: Message edited by: Fanatiq72802 ]

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{@Fanateeq72802} Not everyone disagrees with him.
{+iris} Someone should send him a few of the more steamy Japanese dating sim games. His head would explode.
{@Fanateeq72802} And I'd laugh. Hard.
{Tempus} im on it. brb
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When they're not heartlessly ripping adorable rabbits to bits and the like, my attack ferrets can sometimes be persuaded to bring in the occasional human woman. Of course, they're rarely brought all in one piece, but they're certainly quite a special treat when they are.

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I always will remember, 'twas a year ago November...

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Okay, that song was just scary. I agree with Alorael, in that it does not heal me or make me happy. I now need to listen to some good music to get it out of my head. :mad:

[ Saturday, July 24, 2004 09:14: Message edited by: Nicothodes ]

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I had a disastrous accident with that piece: My media player is set to repeat mode. When I opened this and got back to reading while it played, I found a little later that this thing was getting unbelievably long. I then realized I had listened to this in an endless loop for half an hour - if I'd been doing that any longer, I could've kissed goodbye to my sanity. :eek:

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Having got to chapter 11 so far, I'll say quite confidentely that, unless someone gave it a nasty turn, this story is pretty dang tame.

Amusing in places, slightly gratuitous in a sick kinda way in others, but overally pretty dang tame.

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Wait till you get 2-3 chapters onwards to the tentacles. And then more and more gods. And then the Order vs. Chaos thingie.

And [Spoiler] the bit where he finds out that what he took for his girlfriend for the past few months was really an impostor who banished the real one to hell...

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It got too stupid for me to keep reading after... about halfway through, really. Ah well.
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