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A Taboo Subject in General
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Originally written by Demonslayer from Hell:

This is absurd.

How can you even tell what the animal is thinking? You have no idea. You never will, seeing as human thought is eons beyond that of practically any animal.

You can't say "oh he/she hasn't shown any disgust towards my actions." You realize the animal has no idea what is going on?

It's fine for you to screw random stuff... however you wanna live is fine with me. But to say an actual relationship is in existence is incorrect.

Their eyes show a lot of emotion. Fear, anger, disgust, discomfort, mistrust, sadness, happiness, etc.

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Ok. That's cool, just I've never seen anyone who has an "animal fetish".
More of a way of life than a fetish

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[quote=[b]Imban]
On a less serious note, that pink-robed slith girl from Blades of Avernum really IS cute.
Woah. I thought I was weird when I thought she was hot. Guess I'm not. :P
As for misterfox, I'll be bold when I ask this: are you gay? Not meaning to offend.[/b][/quote]No offense taken, I'm bi. I strongly prefer non-humans to humans though.

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Lol. Just when I think this place can't get any weirder, it does. Wtf were you bored? It was pretty funny, but weird. :P
Just something that interests me, a lot of people would call that sort of thing abuse, I want to spread understanding by showing a sweet side

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\===/Author's Note: The following is a fictional tale about a wolf and a human being in love. If this upsets you, you don't have to read it but don't be a jerk about it. For questions, comments, feedback, or opinions on this sort of thing, email me at DarkFox3051@aol.com.\===/

Dracchus was laying outside his tent, staring at the stars but began to dose off. His eyelids became heavy and sleep took over him. Minutes later, a cold nose on his neck woke him up.

Dracchus opened his eyes to see a wolf, the moonlight making her black fur seem to glow. He jumped, she hopped back and growled for a few seconds but then stopped, coming closer to him again. He backed up until he was against a tree but she kept advancing, seeming curious rather than hostile.

She eyed him inquisitively and sniffed at his neck, he wished he was elsewhere. After a few moments, she did not attack him. He looked at her in the same way she was looking at him. She had expected to have been shot or captured and he had expected to have been eaten or mauled.

After nearly ten minutes of blank staring, Dracchus reached out a trembling hand, she tensed suspiciously but did not run or bite him. His hand settled on her cheek, as he reveled in the softness of her fur, she stayed tense, not really trusting him but not knowing why she shouldn't. He stroked from her cheek down her neck and across her back as far as he could reach before returning his hand to her cheek and starting again.

She mrred and began to lose her tenseness, letting down her guard. He continued to pet her and she continued to relax, eventually laying across his lap and nuzzling his belly while he pet her. A deep bond was forged, and it could never be broken.

Dracchus eventually coaxed the beautiful she-wolf off of his lap and headed back to his tent. She followed, not wanting to return to the harsh life of a wolf without a pack, she didn't want to be a loner anymore. The human crawled into his tent, but before he could zip it up, the wolf followed. He gestured for her to leave, but she didn't. He smiled and decided it would be nice to have some company after all the years of being a social outcast.

He lied on top of his sleeping bag and she snuggled close to him, he held her and rubbed her back while she licked his neck. He smiled and kissed her forehead, causing her to mrr again. He realized that he was sweating and not because it was hot or because he was afraid. He had fallen for her, and she seemed to feel the same way. They eventually fell asleep cuddling.

The next day, Dracchus packed up his camping gear and stuck it in his truck. He didn't want to leave his new love, but he had work the next day and needed to get back to the city. The she-wolf watched in wonder as the shelter she'd slept in the night before was reduced to only sticks and what looked like a giant leaf in just a few seconds and packed away.

Once everything was packed away, Dracchus opened the driver seat of his Ford Explorer. The wolf hopped in before him. He tried to coax her out of the truck but she wouldn't budge, so he gave in again and drove her to his house.

Once they got home, he put away all of the camping stuff and gave his new "wife" a tour of their home that ended with the bathroom where he started the shower and began to get nude. He stepped under the water and she followed him as he'd hoped. He washed her thick fur then washed himself. He shut off the water and stepped out, drying himself with a towel and trying to dry her but failing. All of his towels ended up soaked and she didn't seem to get any drier. He got a better idea and used a hair drier to dry her dark fur while brushing her, then brushed his own hair.

The two of them rolled around in the back yard all day then cuddled in Dracchus's bed that night. They were both truly happy for the first time.

\===/End\===/

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Originally written by Dolphin:

I see… I do understand your point, but why make this known?
If I make friends with someone, it will come up eventually. I think it's easier to just let people know up front, so if they're not accepting of it they don't go crazy later having known someone who was into something they're against for a while.

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Originally written by MisterFox:

I'm new to this board and I'd like to know how everyone feels about inter-species romance.
First off since I don't recognize you this is a festinating introduction. This has been discussed briefly before fairly recently.

I'll add in my two cents anyways. The word relationship is a terrible misuse as it is completely one sided. People love their animals, but that is love without sex. To try to form a sexual relationship with an animal is a very lonely act. Arguably if the animal is okay with it I would not judge to harshly. If it harms the animal it is cruel.

Note that I do not approve of this as the animals have limited choice in the matter, but there are worse things that people could do to the animals.

It isn't hard to tell if an animal is comfortable around you or not. I would never try anything with an animal that wasn't comfortable with me and if the animal was uncomfortable or angry with what I was doing I would stop. If they enjoyed it however...

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Originally written by This Glass Is Half Stugie:

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Originally written by Mikea Vorchev:

Also, the slith that really looks female (the old one) has her chest covered; Robey doesn't, so I thought it was a he.
There's very little point in covering the chest. Reptiles don't have tits, you know.

right *uses a charm spell on the ambiguous slith and leads him/her to a dark alley..*

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Originally written by Mikea Vorchev:

The face looked male, so I assumed it was a male, pink robe or no.
Got a nice body, male or female...

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Originally written by Imban:

I would have thought that the pink robe might have been a tipoff. I dunno, though. It could just be a crossdressing Slith.
Either way, not bad looking ;)

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Originally written by Demonslayer from Hell:

I think it's freakin' retarded and whoever thinks they are in a "relationship" like this should be dealth with, in violent manners. I can't express how utterly ridiculous that is.

I've heard of relieving sexual tension with animals, and even of "oh-ma-god I'm so drunk, let's do this horse", but to believe you are actually in love with your dog, Fluffy, is dumb.

Why, are you?

I believe that animals have feelings too and that it is possible to be in a loving relationship with one

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Originally written by Imban:

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On a less serious note, that pink-robed slith girl from Blades of Avernum really IS cute.

Very cute! Someone needs to draw a pic of her nude...
;)

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I mean a human and a dog or something in a romantic relationship

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I'm new to this board and I'd like to know how everyone feels about inter-species romance.

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