Profile for Spider Dude
| Field | Value |
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| Displayed name | Spider Dude |
| Member number | 2865 |
| Title | Apprentice |
| Postcount | 25 |
| Homepage | http://infopop.com |
| Registered | Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
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| Around the place in however long it takes! in General | |
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Apprentice
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written Saturday, April 12 2003 12:42
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Spider Dude opens a trap hole in the ground and grabs the bus as it drives by. That's right, he's back from the post-afterlife with a new set of fire proof pants, which he purchased from Hinopio. Unfortunately for Spider Dude, grabbing a moving bus is a bad idea. Spider Dude gets squished like a, well, like a bug. Spider Dude: Goodbye... (Oh, and by the way. I'm Spider Dude, and I enjoy taking spider themed actions. Things like making trap doors or grabbing stuff as it passes beneath me.) Spider Dude casts Web on the question and sucks its innards out using his patented Emu-Proboscus(also called a straw). [ Saturday, April 12, 2003 12:44: Message edited by: Spider Dude ] -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
| New Silver Inn v2.0 in General | |
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Apprentice
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written Saturday, April 12 2003 12:34
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As it turns out, Spider Dude did not die when he was eaten. Inside the monster, he is constantly casting Web spells, and trying to use them to: 1) Stop himself from being digested. 2) Climb out or be otherwise expelled. Spider Dude: I'm still alive. Save me! -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
| New Silver Inn v2.0 in General | |
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written Friday, April 11 2003 19:58
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Spider Dude, a hired hand, runs over and casts the spell Web on the monster. The monster pays little heed to the sinewy threads and quickly grabs Spider Dude. Within seconds, Spider Dude is devoured. His final phrase was heard by few. Spider Dude: Goodbye... Oh, and FD's attempts to save him failed. They didn't critically fail(as in Spider Dude got shot). It just happened so fast that there was nothing to be done. [ Friday, April 11, 2003 20:04: Message edited by: Spider Dude ] -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
| Around the place in however long it takes! in General | |
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Apprentice
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written Friday, April 11 2003 19:48
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Spider Dude freezes to death without his pants. -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
| The meaning of life. in General | |
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written Friday, April 11 2003 19:28
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I thought the meaning of "life" was: the general condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism,a means of reproduction, and internal regulation in response to the environment Beyond the sarcasm, the meaning of life is obviously to wonder what the meaning of life is. Or was it to find the meaning of life, and to wonder how knowing it changes anything? In any case, Spider Dude doesn't know, doesn't care, doesn't wonder, and doesn't ask/tell... except on the occasions when he does know/care/wonder/ask/tell. -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
| Around the place in however long it takes! in General | |
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written Friday, April 11 2003 19:20
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Spider Dude runs up alongside the bus just long enough to cast the spell web in front of it. The bus plows through the webs, but now gets one less action point per round. Spider Dude then disables the mouse so that the bus isn't able to clean the webs off. Spider Dude: Goodbye... -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |
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written Friday, April 11 2003 19:09
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Have you tried 1337 speak. Everybody should try 1337 speak. Unfortunately, this generally puts me at a disadvantage, as I have Nerd Lore at 8, which is just 2 levels short of translating it on sight. In case you couldn't tell, I'm one of those RPG nerds who is amused by talking in game terms. -------------------- Don't fear the end. Fear the pain that will accompany you along the way. SPIDER: Why would I use venom to knock my prey out? It's not like I plan to eat them. I just like to watch them suffer. Spider Dude: Anybody know who Lupus Flame(Member 347)is? Logging off... You have now safely shut down the Internet. Posts: 25 | Registered: Friday, April 11 2003 07:00 |