asexual guardian?

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AuthorTopic: asexual guardian?
Apprentice
Member # 5652
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I am just now playing as a guardian and I am a little freaked out by the guardian graphic on the inventory screen.

First of all the helmet looks REALLY dorky, but what I find a little disturbing is the way the chest sticks out; are those lumps breasts or pectoral muscles? who knows? And the way that the belt makes the waist extremely skinny like a corset is a litte strange.

Also, the guardian either has very thick thighs (like arnold when he was huge) or, if you want to look at it another way, wide feminine hips.

I remember a lot of people complaining about the lack of a female guardain back on the GF2 messge board, but this is not the way to solve it!

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Posts: 36 | Registered: Thursday, March 31 2005 08:00
Shaper
Member # 247
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Sure the guardian looks really "gay". Walks like a gimp definitely. But I don't think asexual is an accurate description.

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Posts: 2395 | Registered: Friday, November 2 2001 08:00
Infiltrator
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If you ask me, (tho no one has) it doesn't look human at all. Looks like a can with holes in it on top of a pillow with arms, on top of someone's spare trousers.

Did you think I was serious?

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Warrior
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quote:
Originally written by JadeWolf:

If you ask me, (tho no one has) it doesn't look human at all. Looks like a can with holes in it on top of a pillow with arms, on top of someone's spare trousers.

Did you think I was serious?

Yeah, its like that i define it. :eek:

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Warrior
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He's male.he has a beard!

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Posts: 67 | Registered: Sunday, March 21 2004 08:00
Apprentice
Member # 5782
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I don't think that is a beard. I think it's supposed to be the armor or shirt covering "his" chest under "his" tunic.

But I agree, it would be nice if there was a little differentiation between the sexes. Not that it detracts from the game at all.
Posts: 4 | Registered: Tuesday, May 3 2005 07:00