A modest proposal
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Agent
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 00:50
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 01:42
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Why a BMP, for heaven's sake? -------------------- The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure! Posts: 9973 | Registered: Saturday, March 30 2002 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 02:16
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Nothing but posting a BMP online could fully convey the evil of eating babies. -------------------- Encyclopaedia • Archives • Members • RSS [Topic / Forum] • Blog • Polaris • NaNoWriMo Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. I have a love of woodwind instruments. Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 06:46
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I eat babies. Every day. They're especially good in pies. Though Tom Leher does express eating babies very well in one verse of his song "The Irish Ballad": One day when she had nothing to do Sing rickety-tickety-tin One day when she had nothing to do She cut her baby brother in two And served him up as an Irish stew And invited the neighbors in -bors in, -bors in And invited the neighbors in -------------------- Do not underestimate the power of the mechanical pencil. Join the Dark side. We have cookies. Played in: Fiddler on the Roof Bye Bye Birdie "Hey, Patrick, feel this random pipe. It's squishy"-Nils Posts: 834 | Registered: Thursday, July 8 2004 07:00 |
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Guardian
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 09:28
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When we took up Swift in English, one of the students didn't realize that A Modest Proposal was satire. Good times. -------------------- Mr. Nixon was the thirty-seventh president of the United States. He had been preceded by thirty-six others. - Gerald Ford Posts: 1509 | Registered: Tuesday, January 10 2006 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 17:02
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Jewish babies taste the best. ... -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 19:24
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Aw come on. Everyone knows that German babies are the best. They're already beer-battered when you get them. :P -------------------- "It's sort of like Star Wars. Except Jeff didn't make Erika shoot first in Avernum 3, nor did he introduce annoying computer-animated aliens." —Arancaytar The Spiderweb Chat Room Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 178 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 22:37
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I think you have it wrong, my good sirs. Christian babies taste the best. The Jews and/or Satanists definitely know what they're doing. —Alorael, who has it on good authority that DARPA knows the value of babies as well. Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Saturday, January 6 2007 23:17
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quote:Well, I'm sure that when I get my German, it'll be boozed up and battered. But I wouldn't go so far as to call it beer-battered. -------------------- quote: Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, January 10 2007 13:32
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Jonathan Swift was eons of wisdom ahead of his time. Since most of us still do not eat babies now, I guess he is still more advanced that we are now. He makes such good arguments for the practice that I cannot believe it did not catch on immediately. It made clear economic sense because the cumulative effects of the poor raising children in overpopulated England at the time was disastrous for everyone. -------------------- Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are. ==== Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies! ==== Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos. Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Wednesday, January 10 2007 13:57
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If Swift is advanced then I must be a freakin' prodigy. I'm talking about divine prowess here! Now where the heck is the BBQ sauce. Posts: 1233 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Wednesday, January 10 2007 21:48
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quote:It's like Thanksgiving dinner with the in-laws. [ Wednesday, January 10, 2007 21:49: Message edited by: Robinator is a Beefcake ] -------------------- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. 'Spiderweb Software' anagrammmed: 'Word-bereft A**wipe' Posts: 702 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, January 11 2007 12:19
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Why is it that JPEGs, GIFs, and PNGs load from the top down, but BMPs load from the bottom up? -------------------- "It's sort of like Star Wars. Except Jeff didn't make Erika shoot first in Avernum 3, nor did he introduce annoying computer-animated aliens." —Arancaytar The Spiderweb Chat Room Shadow Vale - My site, home of the Spiderweb Chat Database, BoA Scenario Database, & the A1 Quest List, among other things. Posts: 178 | Registered: Thursday, April 6 2006 07:00 |
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Skip to My Lou
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written Thursday, January 11 2007 14:58
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Because their origin isn't anywhere up. -------------------- Take the Personality Test! Deep down, you wish you were a stick figure. Posts: 1629 | Registered: Wednesday, October 3 2001 07:00 |