When you die...

AuthorTopic: When you die...
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*sigh*
Let the poll explain.

Edit -oops, I forgot to add "Being sucked in by a black hole".

[ Sunday, July 08, 2007 16:32: Message edited by: Muffins Hate Stupid Message Boards ]

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

Muffins n' Hell

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Lifecrafter
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Drawing and quartering.

Oh wait, I'm supposed to vote how I want to die...?

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Frostbite: Get It While It's...... Hot?
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Infernal Flamming Muffin likes the die of old age one.

He chose that since it is impossible for him to die of old age. In other words, he doesn't want to die.

Also, I (Andrew Carpenter) would perfer to die of old age.

So choosing it was perfect.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

Muffins n' Hell

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Agent
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Dying of old age would also entail many years of deterioration and suffering prior to the actual death. Most of the other options would be excruciatingly painful. But I need clarification on the death by smashing: would it be like being hit by a train, or like being slowly pummeled into a mass of pulp by someone with a sledgehammer?

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Thuryl: I mean, most of us don't go around consuming our own bodily fluids, no matter how delicious they are.
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Alorael: War and violence would end if we all had each other's babies!
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Drakefyre: Those are hideous mangos.
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It would be like being smashed inbetween two walls/a celling and a floor.

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I can transform into almost anything, though not sanity.

Muffins n' Hell

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Guardian
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Nalyd wants to be shot down by a bloodthirsty freedom-seeker while revealing the name of his successor to the masses!

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May the fires of Undeath burn in your soul, and consume it.
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The Establishment
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This topic, in my mind, is too dark for these message boards given some of the poll responses. I'm therefore locking it. Muffin, consider yourself formally warned.

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Your flower power is no match for my glower power!
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