THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1
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This Side Towards Enemy
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written Saturday, December 18 2004 09:33
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Alcibiades wasn't a fantastic hoplite general. I seem to remember he did some good work at Potidaea in his early years as a junior officer and he did as well at Mantinea with what he had as could have been expected. But primarily he was an admiral. And a trireme certainly beats a horse. EDIT: Besides, Alcibiades was an Alcmaeonid. A member of one of the most prominent Athenian noble houses fights with the cavalry wherever possible. I doubt a racehorse could take down a warhorse and rider. [ Sunday, December 19, 2004 13:37: Message edited by: Anthrax Laced Sugar Lumps ] -------------------- Voice of Reasonable Morality Posts: 961 | Registered: Thursday, June 12 2003 07:00 |
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Infiltrator
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written Wednesday, December 22 2004 06:11
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It seems to me Nobody can beat anybody facing nobody. Can Charlton Heston and Arnold S. face each other? Even though Heston is in poor health, he could still bring down the power of god against Arnold who can barely call upon his cybernetic powers, as much. Though he did defeat the big bad daddy by killing himself and will that count? Heston has, lest we not forget, practice his fist fighting against futuristic sand, that's gotta count. Even though Secretariat is a hell of a racehorse, I'd assume that Alcibiades, and important man as he was, could get the fastest horse around for this fight, or couldn't he? One question before I keep assuming wrong: Can you pitch people from the same subdivision, or do you have to pitch them from different ones? Can anybody basically choose the contestants? (nevermind, re-reading the posts has answered me how this fights are arrenged) Wiseman vs. Siberia. Tough to veer it on Wisey's favor. If he could somehow wrangle Haley's comet and bring it upon that heretic land. . . nah, it already survived a meteor, maybe haleuy's comet might be better unless it melts by overtaxing of the gulag's citizens as they apply a gigantic blowtorch made out pine wood at it as it comes down. Hmmm. That big asteroid with the female's name might do it, though it'd likely take a bit more of the world in the process, thus, probably, disquilifying Wiseman for overzealous disregard for the well being on non-costentants. As far as Alcibiades and Secretariat, on second thought great horseman as he might have been, this pitches him, the man, against Secretariat, the Stallion. No chance. Unless he can somehow use all he learned in those lonley nights in the battle field and somehow seduce Secretariat before the Mighty Steed kicks the brains through the vertebral column making the poor hoplite develop an unnatural tail. -------------------- quote:Random Jack Vance Quote Manual Generator Apparatus (Cugel's Saga) Posts: 604 | Registered: Sunday, June 20 2004 07:00 |
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Shock Trooper
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written Wednesday, December 22 2004 08:28
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Alcibades vs. Secretariat: Approach the horse with a salt pellet. Stab it repeatedly once it gets close. Wiseman vs. Siberia: If Tunguska couldn't kill them, he ain't doing it. Posts: 262 | Registered: Thursday, November 11 2004 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Wednesday, January 19 2005 03:11
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t Alec: Any chance of continuing? I'd still like to know who's the baddest here. :P And it ain't a month yet; the topic hasn't grown cold. *wipes an inch-thick layer of dust* [ Wednesday, January 19, 2005 03:12: Message edited by: He saw the mountain silent rise ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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Apprentice
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written Saturday, January 22 2005 16:48
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Wait!!! the list forgot 1 person ( if u could call him that) ---- my damn brother [ Saturday, January 22, 2005 16:50: Message edited by: Masako ] -------------------- Support bacteria, it's the only culture sme people have. Posts: 1 | Registered: Saturday, January 22 2005 08:00 |
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Shaper
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written Sunday, January 23 2005 05:17
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Uh... no. Read the nomination topic and it will make sense why your brother is not allowed and wouldn't win anyway. -------------------- The Lyceum - The Headquarters of the Blades designing community The Louvre - The Blades of Avernum graphics database Alexandria - The Blades of Exile Scenario database BoE Webring - Self explanatory Polaris - Free porn here Odd Todd - Fun for the unemployed (and everyone else too) Famous Last Words - A local pop-punk band They Might Be Giants - Four websites for one of the greatest bands in existance -------------------- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Posts: 2957 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, January 23 2005 07:20
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I > Siberia that is all. -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Sunday, January 23 2005 16:12
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Wisey PWNZ0Rs Siberia. And I want to go up against Karl Rove. [ Sunday, January 23, 2005 16:13: Message edited by: Beheld afar across the seas ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Sunday, January 23 2005 16:41
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Look up Tunguska, and tell me again Wisey can beat Siberia. Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, January 23 2005 16:50
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i care about Tunguska. -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, January 28 2005 07:19
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Yea, I wasn't around when this topic was first started, but I'm going to have to say that the worst man ever from 1970 to today would have ot be Pol Pot. -------------------- "I am Batman". Batman. "No one could touch me, I was Escobars Guy" George Jung-Blow. "Dare to disturb the Universe". The Chocolate War. There is nothing sadder Than wasted Talent. Lorenzo, A Bronx Tale. Posts: 1046 | Registered: Friday, March 22 2002 08:00 |
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Master
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written Sunday, January 30 2005 18:15
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Maybe Alec has been warned that writing a new post for each matchup would constitute as too much spam. :eek: -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Monday, January 31 2005 02:59
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Actually, a new post in this topic without a match up would be even worse spam. Therefore... -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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