IMPORTANT NEWS

AuthorTopic: IMPORTANT NEWS
Bob's Big Date
Member # 3151
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I am a SEABIRD.
IMAGE(http://sunsite.tus.ac.jp/multimed/pics/animals/pelican.gif)

My DIET consists mostly of FISH.
IMAGE(http://www.gapsucks.org/gwa/fish/big_images/2-3.jpg)

It also includes SOME CRUSTACEANS.
IMAGE(http://www.nhptv.org/natureworks/graphics/crab.jpg)

I am CAPABLE of FLIGHT.
IMAGE(http://www.handmweaver.com/albums/photos/H162_19_Pelican_flying_11x1.sized.jpg)

I am DIRECTLY ENDANGERED by AQUATIC POLLUTION.
IMAGE(http://www.manon.org/polmar/images/pollution.jpg)

If owned as a PET, I must be GROOMED on a REGULAR BASIS.
IMAGE(http://www.african-dreams.co.za/images/comb.jpg)

I may be SUCEPTIBLE to PARASITES.
IMAGE(http://www.terminix.com/graphics/pest/full/fl_bird_louse.jpg)

Please DO NOT use me for SEXUAL PURPOSES.
IMAGE(http://www.ukquad.com/nosexplease.jpg)

Thank you!

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The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest.
Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00
Off With Their Heads
Member # 4045
Profile Homepage #1
Ew, seabird lice.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
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Member # 869
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It's spelled "susceptible", anyway.

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The Empire Always Loses: This Time For Sure!
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Law Bringer
Member # 335
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Read me.

—Alorael, who sheds tears for the plight of sea birds and topics like this one.
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