He's not a bot is he?

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Sorry, I just got this well weird feeling. A close friend told me to watch out for ben4808, becuase he might be a bot.
Er, Ben's not a bot, right? Cause that would really spoil our friendship.
I mean, if he's a bot, all those times I discussed my feelings with him were wasted. Please asure me he's not a bot. I like the guy.
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Ben is not a bot ...or is he?

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 13:54: Message edited by: Shuan Wuan ]

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Ben is a bot. Aran scripted him up based on a newbie who used to hang around.

EDIT: Shuan, stop trying to pull the poor kid's leg. That's just mean.

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 13:53: Message edited by: Ash Lael ]

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omg, I'm scared. Please say he's real.
I like him so much, how can he be a bot?

Ed: (Looks up into sky, arms out) Noooooooooooooo!

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 13:57: Message edited by: Titanic metal ]
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The "4808" refers to its coding.

EDIT: Ben4808 may say that it is not a bot. Don't listen to him. That is just what it wants you to think.

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 13:59: Message edited by: Spring ]

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I know a guy who made his own bot. It was incredibly good. Took him, like, four, five weeks to get it really good. Though, on a couple of the settings, it did have a tendancy to start trying to turn everything around and swear at you... O_o...
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quote:
Originally written by Spring:

The "4808" refers to his coding.
Guys, your scaring me. What do you mean by coding?

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 14:00: Message edited by: Titanic metal ]
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quote:
Originally written by Titanic metal:

quote:
Originally written by Spring:

The "4808" refers to his coding.
Guys, your scaring me. What do you mean by coding?

Coding is how it (Ben4808) was made.

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It's like a version number. Nothing to be scared about, in version 4.808 - and in fact since about 4.0 - he has been running somewhat stable. The earlier versions had been a little prone to get into discussions of religion. :P

And no, you cannot have the source code...

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Ben's a fundibot.
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Oh my god. I can't take this anymore.
he's not human, after all his posts.
This is worst than one of those camp fire stories. Your seriously scaring me here, I thought he was real.
Please guys, stop tricking me. I can't take it anymore, I just can't take it.
My little heart can't hold in much longer...

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 14:06: Message edited by: Titanic metal ]
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Relax. None of us are real. We're just figments of your overactive imagination, here to comfort you in the cold light of day.
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Oh god. I think I just hit a bus.
I need to get... back to... the mental hospital.
Please guys, if ben is a bot, how is he able to talk so well.
You lot must be kidding me, please...
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Why are you still spaming my guestbook karin? I don't like my own medicine, please...
Why are you so horrible to me? I want forgivness, just leave me alone SPRING, Or Karin. Or whoever hates me.

[ Thursday, March 16, 2006 14:15: Message edited by: Titanic metal v: 1.100 ]
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Aran is a good scripter, thats why.

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He works the same way as iGod, but since it's on a message board and not a chatroom, it's easier to make him convincing. If his script doesn't know how to react to some comment, he just doesn't say anything. Plus, since he doesn't need to reply instantly, the computer can devote more processing power to developing a good response.

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Believe it or not, Ben isn't the only Bot on these forums.

Aran's magnum opus is a bot that we call Alorael, who's ever-changing moniker was actually an early attempt to hide its identity.
This failed, which forced Aran to create the signature signature with which we are all familiar.

:D

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quote:
Originally written by Titanic metal:

... just leave me alone SPRING, Or Karin. Or whoever hates me.
Ed: I'm not that fond of you, but I'm not going to resort to anonymous posting to get my point across.

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quote:
Originally written by Lenar Labs:

Believe it or not, Ben isn't the only Bot on these forums.

Aran's magnum opus is a bot that we call Alorael, who's ever-changing moniker was actually an early attempt to hide its identity.
This failed, which forced Aran to create the signature signature with which we are all familiar.

:D

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The Silent Assassin is now under the delusion that he is a subject in a medical laboratory, and that this universe was created to decieve and test him.

Now, now. You really should be here longer before you can start telling your theories about what happened when.

In fact, the signature bit was first. It was a kind of hallmark I put on Alo 0.1 to get some sort of stable pattern into his posts - you'll notice that his posts are structured far more consistently than that of others*, and are therefore easier to generate despite their complex content and the deep analytic power that is inherent in them.

This depth, combined with a truly stunning frequency, could only be achieved with a truly optimized program running on a dedicated server (which runs on a herbal extract you may also know by the name "Skribbane").

The name change is just something I coded in in protest back in 2004 when Drakey refused to give him a custom title. Drakey, of course, has known about the truth behind Alorael almost since the beginning, and what he told me was some variant of "No, you will not get a custom title for a spam bot you wrote, no matter how deep his posts. Now scat."

* Edit: By which, of course, I do not mean that the other members on this board are *also* bots I coded. Honestly. I mean, Ed, would you truly believe I would set up a message board and populate it with my AIs simply to make a fool out of you?

Uh...

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Aran was a bot. :P

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I want to make a point:
STOP DOING IT.
Why are you so horrible? Leave me alone, please.
SPRING? KARIN? Who is it who wants to be so horrible. Just leave me alone, please...
I feel so bad that someone here hates me enough to force me to leave. I love this place so much...
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Don't be silly, Spring.

It's really not that hard to set up a bot these days if you know what you're doing. Unfortunately, my attempts haven't been too successful. They both got banned for spamming, and then I got a warning from Stareye not to make any more. Aran and Thuryl are much better botmasters than me.

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quote:
Originally written by Spring:

Aran was a bot. :P
I'll have you know I passed the Turing test back in 2003, so I'll have none of that talk. Grr.

You wouldn't walk up to Thuryl or Alo and talk down to them like that, would you? You wouldn't! I know you wouldn't!

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My apologies for messing that up. I hope I didn't offend your great skill.
I'll have to know my facts better next time.
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Has this thread reached the "too stupid to live" point yet? I'm leaning toward yes.

Perhaps I shall start a poll.

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Leave him alone... you're all making it worse. I seriously hope that you weren't fooled by all of this, Ed.

ben is not a bot, no matter how much some people may wish that.

Kill this thread.

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