Resistance is futile

AuthorTopic: Resistance is futile
Electric Sheep One
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This forum has recently requested fraternal assistance in self-government from the secret order which is in contact with another forum on these boards. The aforesaid secret order hereby announces its thus-invited annexation of the SubTerra board, thereby achieving de facto its aim of occupying the lowest position on the Spidweb list.

Posting about SubTerra may go on (or not) without any change that will be apparent to those who do not need to know. Coded communications embedded within those innocuous posts will nevertheless serve the imponderable purposes of our mysterious hierarchs.

Just so you know.

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Off With Their Heads
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The SubTerra board's time is limited. Greater powers are at work making decisions that may rule the fate of the bottom of the boards regardless of the annexations made or fraternal assistances provided.

That is, there are conspiracies upon conspiracies, my friend.

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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Electric Sheep One
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Well, that goes without saying. What else is a mysterious hierarchy for?

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Infiltrator
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quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

This forum has recently requested fraternal assistance in self-government from the secret order which is in contact with another forum on these boards. The aforesaid secret order hereby announces its thus-invited annexation of the SubTerra board, thereby achieving de facto its aim of occupying the lowest position on the Spidweb list.

Posting about SubTerra may go on (or not) without any change that will be apparent to those who do not need to know. Coded communications embedded within those innocuous posts will nevertheless serve the imponderable purposes of our mysterious hierarchs.

Please say this again in one-syllable words.
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Off With Their Heads
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The important bit:
quote:
Originally written by Student of Trinity:

Posting about SubTerra may go on (or not) without any change that will be apparent to those who do not need to know.
Presumably, Stew Boy, you do not need to know, so you won't notice any change.

[ Thursday, January 12, 2006 12:54: Message edited by: Kelandon ]

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

Kelandon's Pink and Pretty Page!!: the authorized location for all things by me
The Archive of all released BoE scenarios ever
Posts: 7968 | Registered: Saturday, February 28 2004 08:00
Agent
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quote:
Originally written by ME:

Some sort of high-ranking RWG cultist should annex this forum.
You're really stretching it when you say that this board has requested assistance. As well as saying the annexation was invited. I only played SubTerra for a few minutes.

Unless I've misunderstood SoT and have granted myself much more importance in this whole deal than I really have.

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quote:
Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

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Electric Sheep One
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quote:
Originally written by Knotty:

quote:
Originally written by ME:

Some sort of high-ranking RWG cultist should annex this forum.
You're really stretching it when you say that this board has requested assistance. As well as saying the annexation was invited. I only played SubTerra for a few minutes.

Unless I've misunderstood SoT and have granted myself much more importance in this whole deal than I really have.

Let your guard down for a moment, and the legions of White pour in. Your suggestion was apparently all the pretext our hierarchs needed. But don't blame yourself; it was probably your implants.

Woops, I mean: great game, this SubTerra. It totally deserves its moiety of Spidweb bandwidth.

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Law Bringer
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More specifically, it's roving mirror moiety of Spidweb bandwidth.

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Nuke and Pave
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We must resist! Since the only way to beat a secret cult is with an even more secret cult, I hereby announce a formation of ... [signal lost] ..., an organization so secret, that nobody knows of its existence. In fact, this organization was responsible for the sub-terranean name of this forum in the first place. So it existed even before its formation, meaning that we have even more power than White himself over what has been going to have happened in the future's past.

However, revealing anything else might cause entire universe to be re-written, removing these forums out of existence. So if this board disappears some time soon, you'll know why this will have happened.

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For it too has the power to kill.
However well placed word, unlike a well placed sword,
Can also have the power to heal.
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Electric Sheep One
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My mysterious hierarchs can beat up your mysterious hierarchs! Nyah!

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Apprentice
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I see that as a n00b I must have a lot to learn about the people around here... No offense. :eek:

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Electric Sheep One
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quote:
Originally written by The Stew Boy:

Please say this again in one-syllable words.
All your boards are belong to us.

(Take the two syllables in 'belong' one at a time.)

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Shaper
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All your boards are ours. (not as good)

And Master of Reality, don't worry. It is just a joke of sorts that some members started. See RWG for more details.

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