I am SO much better than Alec

AuthorTopic: I am SO much better than Alec
Lifecrafter
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It's true! Try it yourself! Just send me four easy payments of $19.99, plus $4.95 shipping and handling, and you can be better than Alec too!

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
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No, I think you should send ME that money to be better than Alec.

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Polaris - owns you.
Undead Theories - double U slash E
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Off With Their Heads
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Perhaps being better than Alec is not so much a matter of money as it is a matter of **** ****** **** ****** *******es!!!!!!

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Arancaytar: Every time you ask people to compare TM and Kel, you endanger the poor, fluffy kittens.
Smoo: Get ready to face the walls!
Ephesos: In conclusion, yarr.

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…what?

EDIT: Kel…are you trying to catch AloraeK or something? ~3ish posts per day for a whole year.

[ Friday, February 18, 2005 13:59: Message edited by: Desert Pl@h ]

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"Oh, North Wind, why frighten others?
In Nature's family all are brothers.
Puff and blow and wheeze and hiss;
You can't frighten Shingebiss.
Bring your frost and ice and snow;
I'm still free to come and go.
You can never frighten me,
One who never fears is FREE!"
-Shingebiss, the mighty duck
Posts: 830 | Registered: Tuesday, August 20 2002 07:00
Law Bringer
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You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread mod! Er, something like that?

—Alorael, who will NOT close this topic. That's right, it will stay open! He feels a need for a living, unlocked topic to act as a suitable foil for his collection.
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It's fun to chew on foil. Especially until your mouth bleeds...although I'm not sure it'll bleed from chewing foil...

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—Zxquez Zolohahni
Xerch'de/Rate.
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Chewing foil makes cool lights in your mouth.

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Dragyn Bob

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However, I have no qualms about closing this topic.

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