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COMPOSITE SPIDWEBBER
The composite spidwebber is an 18-year-old American citizen of typically varied but mostly white ethnic makeup, who has just graduated from high school. He's a man, but he's not very masculine at all. Although he thinks everyone is somewhat bisexual, he's quite sure that he's straight. This apparent contradiction may be explained by his general lack of success with the ladies -- he's a virgin, but he seems to know his way around internet porn -- or by his vaguely Christian upbringing, which he rejected several years ago in favor of humanistic atheism. English was his first language, and he sometimes corrects the grammar of others. He enjoys arguing with other people, and sometimes insulting them.

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Originally written by MagmaDragoon:

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Originally written by Slartucker:

COMPOSITE SPIDWEBBER
...American citizen....

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And me? What I am, an exception? :D

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Originally written by Dallerdin with a custom moniker.:

Isn't Alorael stick-thin and doesn't he have a perfectly flat horizontal line for a mouth, an exactly white (#FFFFFF) face, no fine manipulators and no expression at all?

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