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Councilor
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I don't find it funny either. Did you attempt to prosecute the neighbor?

Dikiyoba has had two cats killed by cars and has one dog that has been hit by cars twice (she's still alive) and yet Dikiyoba's friends still wonder why Dikiyoba drives so slow. It won't kill anyone to slow down but it can kill to speed up.
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quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I don't find it funny either. Did you attempt to prosecute the neighbor?
No point -- there's no evidence that would hold up in court.

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Shaper
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No doubt. I'd bust anyone up that did that to my cat. Seriously, there would be serious repercussions. :mad:

[ Monday, January 30, 2006 15:15: Message edited by: VCH ]

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E Equals MC What!!!!
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I have a friend who was brutally beaten just because he accidentally hit someone's cat. So I don't find that very funny. :(

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Profile #54
Would you find a pertinent knock-knock joke funny? Or am I barking up the wrong tree?

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Agent
Member # 5814
Profile #55
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I have a friend who was brutally beaten just because he accidentally hit someone's cat. So I don't find that very funny. :(
Your friend accidentally hit a cat. Thuryl's neighbor allegedly set traps for them because he hated cats.

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Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
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I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either.

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SupaNik: Aran, you're not big enough to threaten Ash. Dammit, even JV had to think twice.
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Infiltrator
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Profile #57
Oh, honestly. I'd never actually eat a kitten. Carnivore meat generally doesn't taste very good.

All kidding aside, I am fond of cats. I have not been the pet of a cat in a while though. I hope to remedy this soon.
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Law Bringer
Member # 335
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Was your friend driving at the time, Ash? Did he or she run over a cat in the process, bringing closure to the situation?

—Alorael, who had a cat that died after eating poison left for the local varmints of all kinds. Even people who only mean to kill the small furry animals sometimes kill the slightly larger ones.
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Councilor
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That's why we only use mousetraps hidden in places our cat normally can't get to. You'd think our cat would solve the mouse problem but I suspect she's to blame for it. The mousetraps were surpisingly effective. A lot more effective than the cat. Even the dogs are more effective than the cat.

Dikiyoba wishes the cat would stop bringing live rodents over to the front of the house where about half of them escape.
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Agent
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quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either.
Oh, I get it!

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Originally written by Kelandon
Well, I'm at least pretty

Posts: 1115 | Registered: Sunday, May 15 2005 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 2984
Profile Homepage #61
quote:
Originally written by Not Why:

quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either.
Oh, I get it!

I don't!

*gasp* My heart! Argh!

*dies*

:P

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One time a cat ran over my car.

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Apprentice
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Profile #63
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

quote:
Originally written by Dikiyoba:

I don't find it funny either. Did you attempt to prosecute the neighbor?
No point -- there's no evidence that would hold up in court.

Did you at least key his car?
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Law Bringer
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I believe Thuryl was talking about a neighbor who poisoned cats, not ran over them with his car. Or did I confuse something?

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Just because he didn't run over my cat with a car doesn't mean he didn't own a car. :P On the other hand, random acts of vandalism aren't really a constructive solution. I don't live there any more, so I'm just pleased that he won't be causing problems in future.

(As it happens, I did lose another cat to a car once, but that was an accident -- according to the driver, the cat was being chased by a dog and ran out into the road.)

By the way, I'll be gone again for a few days starting tomorrow. I should be back by Saturday.

[ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 03:20: Message edited by: Thuryl ]

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Law Bringer
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Profile Homepage #66
quote:
Originally written by Thuryl:

Just because he didn't run over my cat with a car doesn't mean he didn't own a car. :P On the other hand, random acts of vandalism aren't really a constructive solution. I don't live there any more, so I'm just pleased that he won't be causing problems in future.

(As it happens, I did lose another cat to a car once, but that was an accident -- according to the driver, the cat was being chased by a dog and ran out into the road.)

By the way, I'll be gone again for a few days starting tomorrow. I should be back by Saturday.

Then blame my lacking English vocabulary that does not return anything for the expression "to key a car".

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To "key" a car is to scratch the paintwork on it with a key.

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Master
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Profile Homepage #68
My cat didn't get run over, get beaten or something of that kind, but it did live long enough to become blind and deaf. He was totally senile at the end of his life, suffered two times from a stroke, eventually kept bumping into doors, the piano and walls, but still managed to live. he also always seemed to recognize my sent. he was a lovely cat.

Sorry, I'm getting all soft at the moment. I think I'm going to cry of all this memories...

[ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 06:36: Message edited by: Thralni, The flying Dutchmen ]

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Posts: 3029 | Registered: Saturday, June 18 2005 07:00
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Profile Homepage #69
quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either.
You know, Ash wouldn't have a reason to make these corny-ass jokes anymore if you people weren't so dense.
Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're doing your mom.

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Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #70
Keying a car doesn't help anybody. You should put sugar in the car's gas tank instead! Sure, it won't do much, but you'll feel better.

—Alorael, who considers it a sweet, harmless, crime. Unfortunately, it's still punishable under most laws.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Master
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quote:
Originally written by Prometheus:

quote:
Originally written by Ash Lael:

I had another friend who suffered a heart attack because he failed to get a joke. That wasn't funny either.
You know, Ash wouldn't have a reason to make these corny-ass jokes anymore if you people weren't so dense.
Remember, we're not laughing with you, we're doing your mom.

if people choose not to pay attention to the joke, but simply, as there seemed to be enough stories about it, tell there own story, don't you think you should simply let them?

And before you say it (because I have a feeling you will):

DIE!

EDIT: thuryl, you are leaving us again? saturday, eh? okay, see you next month (assuming you miscalculate again :P ).

[ Tuesday, January 31, 2006 08:06: Message edited by: Thralni, The flying Dutchmen ]

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Shaper
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Profile Homepage #72
quote:
Originally written by Pluropolis:

Keying a car doesn't help anybody. You should put sugar in the car's gas tank instead! Sure, it won't do much, but you'll feel better.

—Alorael, who considers it a sweet, harmless, crime. Unfortunately, it's still punishable under most laws.

Groan. I don't know whether to cry because I realised the pun before you even made it, or because you went ahead and posted it.

I don't have a kitten. Or a puppy. Or older varities of those animals. I tend to skin them and eat them. Or is that running joke dead now?

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Posts: 2864 | Registered: Monday, September 8 2003 07:00
Law Bringer
Member # 335
Profile Homepage #73
If you didn't run over it, poison it, give it a heart attack, key it, put sugar in it, skin it, or eat it, it's still alive.

—Alorael, who is not entirely certain that none of the above have been done to the joke.
Posts: 14579 | Registered: Saturday, December 1 2001 08:00
Law Bringer
Member # 6489
Profile Homepage #74
quote:
Originally written by Thralni, The flying Dutchmen:

Thuryl, you are leaving us again? saturday, eh? okay, see you next month (assuming you miscalculate again :P ).
Even if he comes back on schedule , it will still be next month, seeing how this is the last day of this month. Of, course, since Thuryl is Australian, he's already in February.

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