THE WORST MAN EVER: Round 1
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 15:57
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WORST MAN EVER STATUS * represents survival of Round 1; - represents the opposite. [ Thursday, December 16, 2004 16:19: Message edited by: Fear Uncertainty and Custer ] -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 15:58
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Match 1: Alcibiades v. Secretariat I know relatively little about Alcibiades. However, I do know that he probably couldn't take a kick by a racehorse to the face. So we're going with that. ALCIBIADES 0 SECRETARIAT 10 -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 16:03
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Match 2: Christopher Columbus v. Ira Mertes Ira Mertes and the esteemed Genoese megalomaniac faced off from opposite sides of the Arena. They stared at each other with a hard look in their eyes. Imban reached into his pocket and quickly withdrew a GBA, so as to school the fifteenth-century explorer in his favorite mecha-piloting sim. Columbus, on the other hand, piloted a galleon into Mertes. IRA MERTES 2 CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS 8 -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 16:07
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Match 3: Siberia v. Wiseman Oh, come on. WISEMAN 0 SIBERIA 10 -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Bob's Big Date
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 16:13
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Match 4: Josef Stalin v. WeMMu As soon as the match began, WeMMu busted a rap which was all too likely sick and/or fat, but being in Finnish, we couldn't tell. Then Stalin purged him in the face. WEMMU 1 JOSEF STALIN 9 [ Thursday, December 16, 2004 16:14: Message edited by: Fear Uncertainty and Custer ] -------------------- The biggest, the baddest, and the fattest. Posts: 2367 | Registered: Friday, June 27 2003 07:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 17:54
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quote:IMBA T_T [ Thursday, December 16, 2004 17:57: Message edited by: Wisemanism: the Religion ] -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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By Committee
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 18:17
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I would contest the first round. Just spend five minutes googling Alcibiades and realize the error of your ways. Secretariat wouldn't get within ten feet of Alcibiades before he had him skewered on his spear. A horse versus a Greek hoplite general? Give me a break. Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 19:27
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Horses are huge. And fast. Even if Secretariat got skewered, it wouldn't stop him long enough to prevent anything he was aimed at from being pounded into slime. Secretariat -- horse by trade, pimp by nature. Posts: 180 | Registered: Friday, October 15 2004 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 20:13
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Not sure about that- horses are huge and fast, but if the Hoplite general is proficient with a spear (a rhetorical boolean at best), then Secretariat would be unilateraly screwed by skewering in the face, whereas Alcibiades would only suffer a broken ribcage. Even if Secretariat were to win, it most certainly wouldn't be 10-0. Remember- horses are fast, but rarely have a charging tactic that moves their heads any- they're incredibly easy targets. -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Master
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 20:21
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what i want to know is how in hell i got matched up with SIBERIA. i'm pretty sure most of you wanted me out of the bracket though. :/ [ Thursday, December 16, 2004 20:21: Message edited by: Wisemanism: the Religion ] -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Warrior
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written Thursday, December 16 2004 23:32
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Don't worry Wisey, I'll get back at Siberia for that. Or someone will... [ Thursday, December 16, 2004 23:32: Message edited by: Strawcab sith ssnuanworp ] -------------------- "Toleration is not the opposite of intoleration, but is the counterfeit of it. Both are despotisms. The one assumes to itself the right of withholding liberty of conscience, and the other of granting it." ---Thomas Paine Posts: 156 | Registered: Thursday, January 8 2004 08:00 |
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For Carnage, Apply Within
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written Friday, December 17 2004 01:37
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If Alcibiades is armed, we have to permit Secretariat to wear some sort of armor on his head. This would likely make the difference between skewering and trampling. [ Friday, December 17, 2004 01:37: Message edited by: Sarachim ] Posts: 567 | Registered: Friday, October 5 2001 07:00 |
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Lifecrafter
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written Friday, December 17 2004 03:01
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How's this going to sort out the worst man ever? You're going to let them at each other one-on-one? Mortal Combat? Just a suggestion. Wouldn't it make more sense to let their deeds and accomplishments decide the outcome? I thought that was what all this was about. Otherwise just throw in Spiderman. He'll kick the ass of everyone because he can shoot webs! Therefore, he is undoubtedly the worst man ever. You know, you could actually make this competition interesting from a historical view. Or then you could make it Mortal Combat. I cry already. -------------------- ahhahaha i rule u droool Posts: 756 | Registered: Monday, August 4 2003 07:00 |
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Warrior
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These duels do actually take place in a BoE arena cell, right? If so, what would the stats be like? -------------------- "Toleration is not the opposite of intoleration, but is the counterfeit of it. Both are despotisms. The one assumes to itself the right of withholding liberty of conscience, and the other of granting it." ---Thomas Paine Posts: 156 | Registered: Thursday, January 8 2004 08:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 17 2004 04:36
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No, these match-ups are not in any real "arena." I'm not sure how much "time" Custer is really spending on these duels, but he is a bigger history fan than I ever will be. But I agree with Kreshweed about letting the contestants' deeds determining their badass merit. Right now, this seems a little too arbitrary to warrant the effort of making that crazy list, which I think is long. -------------------- What do I put here? -Garrison Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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By Committee
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written Friday, December 17 2004 05:14
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All I know is comparing an admittedly fantastic Triple Crown winner with the badass hoplite general who played the Athenians off the Spartans off the Athenians off the Persians is no contest - it's Alcibiades. Ignorance of history is a poor excuse. Also, thoroughbreds are not warhorses - they aren't as large as many other breeds and have to be pampered to a high degree. [ Friday, December 17, 2004 06:20: Message edited by: Andrew Miller ] Posts: 2242 | Registered: Saturday, April 10 2004 07:00 |
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One Thousand Slimy Things
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written Friday, December 17 2004 07:00
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I find this topic deliciously amusing. *Salutes Alec* -------------------- Bending, but not in the way you might imagine. Posts: 995 | Registered: Thursday, October 4 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 17 2004 15:22
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I agree. How could a group such as this decide the outcome of: Nixon v. Reagan, Jackson v. R. Kelly, The Notorious B.I.G. v. Justin Timberlake, unless they are grouped in pools of 8 or so, and these pools all share similar characteristics. For example: Alorael, Arancaytar and Wiseman would all be in one group, Siberia, Greenpeace and Corporate Executives would be in another group, and Bush, Clinton and Lincoln in another, so unfair matchups (such as Siberia v. Wiseman) do not occur. I think more positive response would be generated with a little organization. Or is that too much to ask for in this forum? -------------------- I'm tired of the strain and the pain ___ ___ ___ I feel the same, I feel nothing Nothing is important to me ___ ___ ___ ___ __ And nobody nowhere understands anything About me and all my dreams lost at sea ___ __ But we’re not the same, we’re different tonight We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight _ The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight ___ ____ ___ Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight Go All Blacks xtraMSN Rugby _ MuggleNet Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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BANNED
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written Friday, December 17 2004 15:26
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yes -------------------- 人 た ち を 燃 え る た め に 俺 は か れ ら に 火 を 上 げ る か ら 死 ん だ Posts: 6936 | Registered: Tuesday, September 18 2001 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 17 2004 15:27
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ok sorry for trying to be helpful -------------------- I'm tired of the strain and the pain ___ ___ ___ I feel the same, I feel nothing Nothing is important to me ___ ___ ___ ___ __ And nobody nowhere understands anything About me and all my dreams lost at sea ___ __ But we’re not the same, we’re different tonight We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight _ The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight ___ ____ ___ Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight Go All Blacks xtraMSN Rugby _ MuggleNet Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, December 17 2004 15:40
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Alec hates me and has wanted my head on a pike since 1986, so he put me up against an entire frigid land full of wolverines and burly Russian men. -------------------- Polaris - Weather balloons, ninjas, and your big daddy Wise Man. What more could you want? Undead Theories - Don't Ask, Don't Tell Posts: 3323 | Registered: Thursday, April 25 2002 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 17 2004 15:42
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who drink vodka -------------------- I'm tired of the strain and the pain ___ ___ ___ I feel the same, I feel nothing Nothing is important to me ___ ___ ___ ___ __ And nobody nowhere understands anything About me and all my dreams lost at sea ___ __ But we’re not the same, we’re different tonight We’ll make things right, we’ll feel it all tonight _ The indescribable moments of your life tonight The impossible is possible tonight ___ ____ ___ Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight Go All Blacks xtraMSN Rugby _ MuggleNet Posts: 1112 | Registered: Friday, July 19 2002 07:00 |
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Master
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written Friday, December 17 2004 18:29
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How is he deciding who goes against who anyway? Random fate? -------------------- -ben4808 For those who love to spam: CSM Forums RIFQ Posts: 3360 | Registered: Friday, June 25 2004 07:00 |
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Agent
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written Friday, December 17 2004 19:58
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quote: -------------------- What do I put here? -Garrison Posts: 1415 | Registered: Thursday, March 27 2003 08:00 |
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Law Bringer
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written Friday, December 17 2004 23:20
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quote:That would be horribly unfair. I wouldn't stand a chance against the Sniper m—dash of doom and Wise Pwnage(TM). Edit: Any chance of you posting the next battles, Alec? [ Saturday, December 18, 2004 03:56: Message edited by: And crownd him wi' the Living Light ] -------------------- The Encyclopaedia Ermariana <-- Now a Wiki! "Polaris leers down from the black vault, winking hideously like an insane watching eye which strives to convey some strange message, yet recalls nothing save that it once had a message to convey." --- HP Lovecraft. "I single Aran out due to his nasty temperament, and his superior intellect." --- SupaNik Posts: 8752 | Registered: Wednesday, May 14 2003 07:00 |
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